Two Fingers Are Better Than One
Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi
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4.7 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 October 2019
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
This week on YFT, Brandi is back from Honduras and settling into parenthood with her new pup, Astra, who has to pee as often as an old person. Wells is a bit jealous he wasn’t invited by Ben Higgins on the Honduras trip, but more understanding when he finds out the trip was full of manual labor, which he is definitely not accustomed to. Things are going ok for him, however, as he's now pretty much Elon Musk's special advisor, and is using his newfound brilliance to suggest candidates for president who will bring some much need shiplap and subway tiles to the White House. Also this week, Brandi tells the story of how Blake Horstmann got locked out of her Nashville home and was caught on her security cams in the process, Wells reads some sexy literary passages in grandparent voices that will make you never want to see a naked body ever again, and Brandi advises that two fingers are of course better than one. We also tell you who is winning the Bachelor Nation fantasy football pool "The Fantasy Suite", give you tips on how to poop in the woods, and have lots of favorite things to share. Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, uh-huh, no man. |
| 0:02.4 | This is a bad room for puppies. |
| 0:04.8 | Our dogs are both gonna ruin our podcast single-handedly. |
| 0:09.3 | Oh, I already know Astra is. |
| 0:11.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:11.8 | I can't let her out of my sight or she'll pee in the house. |
| 0:14.7 | It's gotten bad, it's what you're telling me. |
| 0:16.8 | Let's just say this is the best birth control anyone could have ever given me. |
| 0:22.5 | Yeah, because who wants to birth a dog, you know? |
| 0:27.3 | I was thinking more like I have no life. |
| 0:29.6 | I don't even have time to shower. |
| 0:31.9 | I don't have time to do anything. |
| 0:33.7 | Oh my gosh. |
| 0:34.3 | And now she's escaping. |
| 0:35.5 | All right, I'm just gonna let her go. |
| 0:36.8 | Just let her, let her roam the world. |
| 0:38.5 | You know, that's a thing you have to let your chicklets out of the nest and they have to fly. |
| 0:43.2 | And if you don't want them to fly, then they're forever going to pee in my house. |
| 0:47.0 | Yeah, because that's what's going on. |
| 0:48.2 | Yeah, that's what's gonna happen and you don't want that. |
| 0:50.7 | It's a nightmare. |
| 0:51.4 | Like I have to take her out every 30 minutes. |
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