The Ass Turd Show
Your Favorite Thing with Wells & Brandi
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4.7 • 5.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 October 2019
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
This week on YFT, Brandi is losing her mind and drowning in feces as she attempts to single-parent ten animals, and Wells is recovering from a drunken Nashville weekend and struggling to move forward with his erotic grandparent bit after receiving mixed reviews. Wells woke up early after a redeye to record the pod, only to get no response from Brandi who was busy riding horses – literally her only excuse not to answer her phone, and this includes when she is riding Reinhardt. After Ass Turd poops on the floor during recording, Wells has no choice but to forgive Brandi who has officially reached her dog-poo limit. The hosts share some of their least favorite things like people who follow over 1,000 Twitter accounts (don’t your thumbs hurt?), watches that make your wrist look like a little bitch, and people attempting to recreate classic movies. They also discuss some of their new fave things such as the Grey’s spinoff, Private Practice, and “Sophia” Turner’s role in X-Men. And lastly, make sure to leave YFT a 5-star review so that Wells can read it while on the toilet. Thanks, guys!
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| 0:00.0 | Hi. |
| 0:01.0 | Oh, there she is. |
| 0:04.6 | Hello. |
| 0:05.8 | How are you? |
| 0:07.8 | I'm okay. |
| 0:09.0 | What's wrong? |
| 0:10.0 | I just am very overwhelmed with my life right now and I thought there aren't enough |
| 0:16.3 | hours in the day and my brain is just a full capacity and things are just like slipping |
| 0:22.6 | through the cracks like today. |
| 0:24.7 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:25.7 | And I just, I don't like it. |
| 0:28.1 | All right. |
| 0:29.1 | So I wanted to be mean to you and make fun of you and then you pull. |
| 0:34.4 | I'm sure. |
| 0:35.4 | And you still can. |
| 0:36.4 | You pull this shit and then I feel bad about making fun of you. |
| 0:39.2 | There's a lot of responsibilities on my plate. |
| 0:41.0 | I am not trying to sound a grateful or anything because I, it's so great having all these |
| 0:46.4 | animals here and I like, I really do love it. |
| 0:49.4 | It's just, it's a big adjustment and it's just me. |
| 0:52.6 | It's six horses and four dogs against me all the time and it's always something. |
| 0:58.0 | I spend an hour and a half down there every morning and when I come up like one of the |
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