Two Black Families The Johnson's And The Other Johnson's

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2018

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Sherrod and Keren are joined by comedians Dan Frigolette, Jack Byram and Domo Jones as they discuss dating outside the race, and whether Italians and Jews even count as white.

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0:00.0	This is a stand-up New York Labs production,
0:04.2	providing you podcast since 2013.
0:13.8	It's what we do, baby.
0:16.8	This is Race Wars.
0:19.8	I have the power.
0:21.6	Yeah.
0:22.6	How's the field?
0:23.6	With Kurt Metzker.
0:24.6	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:26.6	And Charod Small.
0:27.6	Saddle down, bitch.
0:28.6	Race Wars.
0:30.6	Oh, we're back in the building.
0:32.6	Race Wars in the house.
0:33.6	I'm here holding it down, as always, representing.
0:36.6	Oh, Summer's almost over.
0:38.7	That ain't right. Summer's done. Karen, I said someone's going to go by fast. Yay. Sweaty titty
0:43.6	titty's be gone. I mean, I like a nice sweaty titty in the city.
0:48.0	Sweaty in the city is the name of my album. Because girls try to walk around like they go all at then they turn around and there you go two ponds under your tits i see turtles and everything on the middle boo we hate it swamp tits
1:01.0	you got swampy tins in the city yeah but we that's because we're trying to compete with your balls
1:05.7	yeah if you can see the sweater on the balls oh we'd we'd be so embarrassed. It's a mess down there.
1:11.1	No, you wouldn't be embarrassed.
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