Two-A-Days

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Bryan & Krissy discover a new meaning to “two-a-days” thanks to John Anthony Lifestyle. But the most pressing question in this episode is…where is Liz?! Jelly Roll’s Bronco Bryan & Krissy’s $150 cab ride Taylor Swift Dave Grohl drama Please tell the billionaire to leave us ALONE Being grunge adjacent John Anthony Lifestyle has done it again One way open marriage????? Liz from Brazil He loves a bit of variety Who has the time for this Nothing hornier than a schedule A no close! WHERE IS LIZ LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Instagram: @thecommercialbreak Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. Download & Listen on the Audacy app To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	He's so nice and he's the guy that I should want.
0:04.1	But it's like I need a little bit of like a, you're going to send me to the psych ward.
0:09.5	And it's just not giving that.
0:15.5	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:18.6	It works if you work it.
0:20.0	You know what they say?
0:21.6	With my text scripts and Tinder scripts, you'll be knocking out, pussy, left and right, six, seven times a day.
0:27.1	However big you want to get the rotation, you get the rotation.
0:29.6	Full-time job, don't worry about it.
0:30.8	You fit it all in.
0:32.4	What a working out.
0:33.2	Mom in the hospital, don't worry and take care of it.
0:35.4	Multiple kids at home, forget them.
0:37.6	This is more important.
0:39.1	You need a sexual variety.
0:41.4	Sexual variety.
0:43.5	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:51.4	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.
0:52.8	Welcome back to the commercial break.
0:54.6	I'm Brian Green.
0:55.3	This is my dear friend and the co-host of this incredibly sitting podcast.
0:58.8	Chris and Joy, holy.
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