In the 90s, we didn't have Google.

Like, we had to do this really weird thing, which was just believe people.

Such an odd concept.

And in fifth grade, this boy, he told me, Mo, if you want to have an orgasm, you have to find your clit.

And your clit is in your butt and i believed him for way too long

on this episode of the commercial break so your daughter does this too she just snacks the entire time

yeah she and i think she knows that we'll, like, she could break us.

You know, she already knows that we're not that difficult.

So we would give up so much information in an interrogation, like immediately.

We'd be fine, we'll buy McDonald's.

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oh yeah cats and kittens welcome back to the commercial break

I'm Brian green this is the captain's of my crunch Chris and Joy

hodely best to you Chris here best to you Brian

best to you out there in the podcast universe.

I like that one. Sometimes I just make shit up right before I turn on the microphone. I'm like, what should I say? Captain to my crunch. That sounds good. Okay. That's a little insight into how Brian's brain works. A little insight into how the entire show works. Yes. Actually, it just comes into my brain and I say it out loud.

For better or for worse, that's how it goes, kids.

Welcome to another episode, TCB infomercial today with Ms. Mo Welsh. Well, Mrs. Mo Weld. Yes. We're excited to have in her brand new special, Dad Jokes, on 800-pound Gorilla Channel on YouTube. Please do check it out. I watched it and I thought it was really funny. Let me give you a little insight before she comes on and then we can dig into it. Okay. So Mo comes from a large Catholic family. She's got four siblings. So she's one of five. Grew up in this tiny little town in normal, Illinois. And her dad wants to... Normal. I know. She talks. I don't want to give any of the, you know, let the jokes be hers. But it's not a normal town. Basically, it's how it goes. And none of her siblings turned out to be normal. You have to watch the special to kind of get to the bottom of it. But just let's say this. One of her siblings is a furry.

One of her siblings is a stripper. And one of her siblings, I think, is in jail or something like that. You can check the special out and watch it. But it is... Sounds normal. Here, yeah, sounds normal. Here's why I think this special is really interesting. It's like a docu comedy, I guess, because it intersperses her stand-up comedy with documentary footage.

Of her life.

None of her life of her pilgrimage to find her father and have a chat with him after

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