Chapter 6, Scary Stories.

As I sat in my room trying to concentrate on the third act of Macbeth, I was really listening

for my truck.

I would have thought, even over the pounding rain rain I could have heard the engines roar

but when I went to peek out the curtain again it was suddenly there.

I'm Vanessa Zoltan and I'm Julia Erke and this is hot and bothered twilight in quarantine. Oh man I loved this chapter so much.

Really?

Yes.

Julia, can you remind everybody what happens in the chapter, please?

I can certainly try.

Okay.

On your mark, get set, recap.

She goes to the beach and it's sunny and she's loving it. She goes to look at tide pools.

She falls.

Lauren is being so mean to her even though I had no idea who Lauren is. Oh, God.

She meets Jacob.

She used to be friends with Jacob's older sisters,

but the sisters moved to Hawaii to be with their surfer husband,

which sounded awesome.

And then Jacob tells her that the Cullen with their surfer husband, which sounded awesome.

And then Jacob tells her that the Cullens are vampires

and they are not allowed to come to the reservation.

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