Twilight in Quarantine: Blood Type
Hot and Bothered
Not Sorry Productions
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🗓️ 13 April 2020
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Vanessa and Julia have read Chapter 5 and they'd like to teach the residents of Forks some things about consent.
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| 0:00.0 | Chapter 5, Blood Type. I made my way to English in a days. I didn't even realize when I first |
| 0:09.1 | walked in the class had already started. |
| 0:17.0 | Thank you for joining us, Miss Swan. Mr. Mason said in a disparaging tone. |
| 0:21.0 | I flushed and hurried to my seat. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm Vanessa Zoltan, and I'm Julia Argy. |
| 0:29.0 | And this is hot and bothered, twilight in quarantine in quarantine. Okay, Juliet, let's remind everybody what happens in this so, so weird chapter. |
| 0:49.2 | This chapter is so weird. |
| 0:50.8 | I am so glad you're going first because I have forgotten even though I read it last night. Can I count you in? Count me in. |
| 0:57.2 | Three two one go. So, um, Bella is like so excited that Edward is paying attention to her and then she goes to biology class and |
| 1:07.3 | Edward is like I'm gonna skip class oh they like have lunch together and it's a huge |
| 1:11.0 | deal and he's like I'm gonna skip and then it turns |
| 1:14.3 | out that it's blood test type day and Bella gets really faint and she's like oh my |
| 1:18.2 | God I'm gonna die from the sight or smell of blood and then she goes to the |
| 1:22.2 | nurses office and Edward |
| 1:23.9 | carries her and then he insists on driving her home against her will and he |
| 1:29.0 | drives her truck back for her. Beautiful, Moving. No, I could have done better. It's okay. This just makes it easier for me to beat you. I didn't believe in myself enough. I'm sure that was the problem. I didn't believe in myself the way that |
| 1:46.0 | Bella believes in Edward. Okay, are you ready to go? Yeah, I'm. Edward is sitting alone away from his family and he |
| 2:00.4 | winks at her to come over and she listens and does and then they have this really weird lunch where he says a bunch of cryptic things and instead of being like you're weird by she's really into it she goes to biology class it's blood type day |
| 2:12.0 | Edward says he's not going because he thinks true She goes to biology class, it's blood type day. |
| 2:12.6 | Edward says he's not going because he thinks truancy is cool. |
| 2:16.1 | And then she starts to get lightheaded, Mike escorts her out, |
| 2:20.5 | and then Mike doesn't want to carry her but Edward does and then he drives her home. |
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