Chapter 2, Open Book. The next day was better, dot, dot, and worse. It was better because it wasn't

raining yet, though the clouds were dense and opaque.

It was easier because I knew what to expect of my day.

I'm Vanessa Zoltan, and I'm Julia Argy and this is hot and bothered twilight in quarantine. So last week I started the 30-second

last week I started the 30-second recap so this week do you want to start? Do I want to start? No. So you go ahead.

Okay please do it and I can count you in. Great. Three two one go. So there's a lot of updates about the weather.

It's raining, which turns to snow, and then it turns back to rain.

Bella gets to go to the grocery store,

which I understand is very exciting.

I really feel for her right now.

She cooks dinner for Charlie, and she makes steak and potatoes.

And then she goes to school, and Edward hasn't been there,

and then he's back. And he's more handsome than ever and his eye color has changed and he sits next to her in biology and they get through biology so fast and oh my god the school system in Forks, Washington is so bad.

Really good. Wow.

30 seconds on the nose.

Crushed it.

This whole chapter was basically grocery store porn for me.

I just kept rereading that part and being like, yeah, Bella, talk

about it slower. Describe the shelves to me because my partner has tested positive for coronavirus, so we're on like real lockdown.

I didn't know that. Good thing we're talking because otherwise I would have just been in the dark.

I thought I had told you.

Mm-mm. No, big surprise.

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