Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin.

Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.

It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.

It's the Jackie and Laurie show, the Jackie and Laurie show.

Jacqueline. How was your week show Jaquellen.

How was your week off?

Jacques queues.

My week off was delightful.

We went to a town to which there was very little internet and very little cell phone reception.

And so it was a forced, forced retreat into the world that

was not planned quite this much, right? Wait, Solvang doesn't have, doesn't have cell phone reception?

Very little. And the internet at this very fancy hotel was shitty.

Okay.

And so I couldn't, it was hard to do things and it was really for the best because I read a lot of comic books.

I sat around, I walked around a town that is approximately six blocks square for five days.

Let's see, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, we left on Saturday.

So for four full days, we walked around six blocks.

And we bought some crap.

We bought some Christmas jiggle jangle.

Is it all Christmasy? Yep. Oh, my God. It was so Christmassy.

And my son up there. Oh, my God. So in this hotel, which was called the cork.

And as Andy pointed out, they're leaving money on the table, not serving a cork madame or a cork monsieur,

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