Hey, Honest, as you know, my book, Pit to LAX, My Storyworthy Life, is finally coming March 25th of this year.

Mark 25th. Mark your calendars, people. This is the most important day of the year. That's right. And right now on the phone, I have one of my sisters. As you know, I have four sisters. At least. You may have 12. We're not really sure. This is one of them. Lisa, are you there? Yeah, from here.

How you doing,

Jitner?

See, look at that.

It's like she's right in the next room.

It's like it is like's right in the next room.

It's like she's in the next room and she calls you kitten and you call her kitten. Is it because you have so many sisters you can't remember anyone's name? Is that why everyone says kitten? We were like a litter of cats. That's exactly right. Yeah. So listen, part of the book is about, you know, of course, growing up in Gibsonia, the youngest of six.

Now, you were the book is about, you know, of course, growing up in Gipsonia,

the youngest of six.

Now, you were the third of sixth.

What do you remember?

Well, since you were the youngest, you pretty much got lost in the crowd.

But I do remember a number of things.

I remember how you ate so many cocoa puffs and peanut butter bread with sugar on it. I always think about that and when you were eating. You know, that wasn't me in the cocoa puffs. That was our other sister, Tracy. You see how much I got lost in the shuffle? Well, she called a kitten and it all got mixed up. I never ate cocoa puff. That was my other sister. You never ate them at all?

No, that was my other sister. You did eat peanut butter bread with the sugar on it?

I did eat peanut butter bread with sugar.

Yeah.

That's true.

Shortly after you started first grade, you came home through school so tired.

You walked in the door, you laid down on the kitchen floor, and never woke up to the next morning.

Right.

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