Hey, Honest, as you know, my book, Pit to LAX, my storyworthy life is coming.

Finally, March 25th. March 25th, people, it's going to drop like it's hot. I don't think they say drop with books, Hans. I'm trying to make books seem hipper, more like, you know, rap, and the rock and the roll. So listen, part of the book has to do about when I was a flight attendant. and right now on the phone, I have a friend of mine here, Honest, Jody Roman, and she was actually one of my roommates in flight attendant training.

Yes.

Hi, Jody.

Hi, how are you?

We're great.

Listen, tell people what you remember about training.

Oh, my God.

Training.

What a bunch of losers in that training class.

Remember everybody sitting in the hallway and like studying like every dimension of the airplane.

Yeah.

The seats were located and every possible thing on the airplane totally, totally overloaded.

Like we were going to be flying the plane.

Yeah, like we were going to be flying the plane. Exactly. We were just a bunch of monkeys. And tell people why they'd kick people out of training. Oh, yeah, you're grooming. You've got to be very specific, you know, the weight, the hair. You couldn't have earrings bigger than a quarter, and you had to wear a beige bra. And they would check.

Yes, they would check.

Did the male flat tents also have to wear a beige bra? I think they do. I think they do. Oh, really? Oh, sure. I'm over the line. You went too far. Male flight tents wearing women's undergivers. That would never happen. So listen, Jody, my book's coming out here, March 25th.

You'll be able to get it on Amazon.

You can get it on Amazon.

You can get it on the Kindle version or I also did an audiobook. And there's two chapters about being a flight attendant. And I think I might mention you in there. All right. That would be awesome. I'm really excited about your book. You're very sweet. Fan fucking tastic, man. That is awesome. Fan fuckin' tastic.

That is.

That's a good blurb right there.

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