This fucking asshole turtle had sex 800 times, and we didn't get one video of it coming.

It's Monday, and people are pissed.

I love that.

This is going to be a common thing, and I'm so happy about it.

Well, we found another thing that people are pissed about.

What do we get this week?

Ray Drummond, who is the star of the Food Network series, The Pioneer Woman, and if you're thinking maybe, is this going to be about a racist thing? You're right.

Shocking that the Pioneer Woman would be a racist in 2017. So this video apparently was from 2012, but someone saw it on a rerun or something,

much like when we're watching Friends and we're like, whoa, hold on.

So Ray Drummond, a re-drummined?

I don't think anybody else.

It is re-drummed, apparently.

I'm thinking of Ray Strummered who sings Black Beatles.

Awesome song.

Still like it.

She did a little prank on her Food Network show where she gathered all the fellas

for some wings she was making.

And when she took the wings out of the oven,

she had everybody gathered it's like a

variety of different white people and they're all there's a black dude there too there was yeah there

was a black dude okay um they're wait they're stand there waiting for the wings and she goes here

you go a nice tray of Asian wings like spicy wings. And they're all mortified.

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