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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

News, Sports News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.7 • 972 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2024

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Originally Aired August 29, 2024: Janel Klein and C Willi Myles, a friendship broken? Who Dis!? Everything you've ever wanted to know about George Frideric Handel.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half- Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:20.0	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:23.6	90, 3, X.
0:26.6	Everyone gather round.
0:28.0	What day is it?
0:28.6	It's Thursday.
0:29.2	Wake up!
0:30.6	Wake up!
0:31.6	I was terrible at sports. I'm still an awful athlete. My body is bad at sports. I say that my body is bad at sports because I think my brain is good at sports. Like I think my brain understands how a human being could
0:44.9	like dribble down a basketball court and then make a layup but then it has to
0:50.3	outsource the job to my weird and feminine limbs.
0:55.0	And so when I play basketball,
0:58.0	it looks like I just bought my body
1:01.0	and I don't know how it works yet.
1:02.0	All right, drunken clamors, this is it. The most important... my body and I don't know how it works yet.
1:02.8	All right drunken clamors this is it the most important game of the season now is everybody
1:07.0	drunk?
1:08.0	Yes. I completely.
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