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It's 8.25 p.m. at an overcrowded movie theater in London, England.

And you're listening to Night Call.

Hello and welcome to Night Call, a call-in show for our dystopian reality.

My name is Emily Ashita, and I am joined as always by Molly Lambert and... Tess Lynch.

Hey guys, have you seen Tenet yet?

Have you gone to your local movie theater and watched Tenet?

Oh yeah, we all piled in the car and then just jammed ourselves.

Yeah.

With our friend Tom, T.C. Yeah. So Tom Cruise, who is a known maniac and also just loves the movies, loves the industry that has done so much for him.

I mean, who wouldn't if you were Tom Cruise put out a little bit of propaganda this week,

urging filmgoers to take their lives into their hands and go see Tenet on the big screen.

And he posted this very bizarre video with the typically like bombastic tweet accompanying it says,

big movie, big screen, loved it.

I hate him.

So much.

He's just like in his, he's in like one of these full on neoprene masks with like the vent

that I think you're not supposed to have.

Yeah, those are bad.

I'm not sure.

I don't know the latest on mask do's and don'ts.

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