TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!!
Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling
Forever Dog
4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 March 2021
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
The Zapruder film of rock band fights. A Satanic animatronic restaurant on Long Island. The Kansas City Kitler scandal. Tom and Julie go down a rabbit hole of listener submitted clips in this instant classic episode of Double Threat. Plus Julie invents the internet's next hot gif TURN IT OFF (featuring George C. Scott's porno theater meltdown in Hardcore) and Brett provides an update on his highly anticipated Sliders episode. Also piss westerns, movies that Popeye recommengsts, Frank Zappa's country & western album, Tom the cosmetic surgeon, Connecticut horses, Mike Nichols' The Exorcist, Sparks, Biden's dogs eat his ponytail, and Amelie's favorite things. And Julie wins $100 by not laughing at a Seinfeld clip!
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| 0:00.0 | forever |
| 0:04.2 | Sounded like you were eating one of those |
| 0:08.6 | clangy balls |
| 0:11.2 | The cowboys take with them |
| 0:14.4 | So they can eat beans out of them around a fire. They only have like one bowl each. Yeah, and then you rinse it out |
| 0:22.6 | With your wee wee |
| 0:25.1 | Never seen that part of the the the western and never show that part |
| 0:29.5 | They don't show that part in the western. What are these piss westerns? No, that's how every that's what cowboys did they ate their beans |
| 0:35.6 | And then you can't have beans caked in the thing so you went wee wee in it |
| 0:40.9 | To rinse it out. Frank's app. It sounds like Frank's app is country and western album. That would be |
| 0:46.7 | Finally Frank's app here's that story, and it's just like I think I'm gonna do a country music album |
| 0:53.7 | I've got an idea. I got a great idea for the album |
| 1:24.0 | I |
| 1:32.0 | Julie I gotta tell you if you want campfire based hilarity. There's a movie that I've been dying you say blazing saddles |
| 1:40.1 | I'm gonna be blazing |
| 1:42.9 | Mad because you be lying to my face Tom. I |
| 1:47.5 | Know what's in place. It wasn't blazing saddles is a different movie |
| 1:52.1 | What was it? Oh boy, let me look up westerns here real quick. See what I could be a boy |
| 1:59.3 | Boy, I was gonna say blazing saddles |
| 2:03.3 | I gotta come up with a whole other western. Why am I talking like pop-up? I |
| 2:10.7 | Called me out on the IMDB game that I'm it was gonna recommend |
| 2:16.3 | Remaking blazing saddles to a wimpy and they like the hulu interface on pop-i mode where it's like |
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