Tom & Julie's Animule Kingdom

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Join Tom and Julie for a weird and wild journey through the animule kingdom, featuring farting seals, f*cking tortoises, shoebill storks, chipmunks, hippos, and more! Plus a definitive answer to the question, what would it sound like if a dancing bird of paradise choreographed to Prodigy??? Also Tom and Julie's favorite and least favorite animules, Producer Brett's favorite actor (HUGH GRANT BABY!!!), and another email to TeePublic Gerry.

CLIPS FROM THIS EPISODE:

*Seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe then sinks back down

*Seal farts after looking directly at me

*Tortoises Having Sex

*Explorer Interrupts Mating Tortoises, Slowest Chase Ever Ensues

*Shoebill Stork – Prehistoric Dinosaur Looking Bird

*Why Do Animals Like Capybaras So Much?

*Dancing Birds of Paradise

*Guy's Best Friends With 14 Wild Chipmunks

*Hippo Family Eating Watermelons

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0:00.0	forever
0:03.8	Who was after that?
0:06.0	Julianne Ransick, why wouldn't you change your name if your last name is Ransick?
0:10.0	I don't know. So close to Ransid. We'll be a good
0:14.8	punk name. I was gonna say Julianne Ransid. Yeah, that would be a pretty good punk name. I'm Julianne Ransid
0:22.4	Disnack songs about me
0:27.3	About me ma. Yeah
0:30.9	It's about me. Matt again. Snatch. He was always talking about me. Matt
0:36.5	Remember snatch brunt. I've never seen snatch. Right? Have you seen snatch? I have seen snatch. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
0:45.6	I like guy Richie. All right, you know my my favorite actor Hugh Grant had a great turn in the
0:50.9	Okay, and the latest gentleman in the latest guy Richie movie gentleman is
0:55.7	Truly a bad movie
0:57.7	Bad movie with a great Hugh Grant performance. Just hidden in it sort of hidden in it. He's pretty good in it
1:06.2	Then again, he only is acting with Charlie Hunnam. It's not exactly a
1:11.2	Not exactly a fair fight watching the two of them
1:14.5	Share the screen. I call him Charlie. Home in a home in a home in
1:21.5	The
1:24.5	L.A.
1:26.5	T.H. R.
1:28.5	E.
1:30.5	A.
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