Welcome back, everybody to older and wilder with Joy and Claire.

Welcome back, welcome back.

How's it going? You know, I woke up really early. Well, I always wake up

early, but I woke up especially early. Like, typically I wake up between four and five. Like,

I try to just lay there and like stay in bed. But this morning I woke up at three, which is not uncommon

for the hormone situation happening over here. That occasionally that will just like wake me up. And then do you go back to sleep? Yes. I go I put in my Endel app. I put in my headphones. I get Endel going and that always gives me like an extra hour and a half of sleep. So but I woke up this morning with like this narrative going through my head of like things we needed to talk about this morning. So I was like, which rarely happens because everything we do on this podcast has been like

just fly by the seat of our pants.

But I think it's because I was talking to my brother yesterday.

And I was like, I want to tell Claire about the story of, I think we mentioned, we did mention

this, that the trip from Kusko to Lima where we lost all of our luggage, right?

So I was telling my brother that story, because of course, he's a pilot. So I was like, guess what happened? They were just like dumping baggage and kicking people off the plane. And my

brother was so funny. He goes, yeah, you know, sometimes, like the fact that the pilot told us that

the plane was too heavy was like not a good idea. He goes, he's like, I can't tell you how many flights I've been on where like the pilot says the stupidest shit to the passengers. And he's like, and as a pilot, I'm going, now I'm scared. Like he was at. Why would you say that? Yeah. Just like, why would you say that guys? Yeah, he goes, no, he didn't. The pilot didn't tell us that. All they said was that it was too hot. Chuck figured out that it was because of the plane being too heavy because he's getting his pilot license. No, I swear the because I had my translator on and I was like listening to them doing the announcements. Maybe when we were boarding. They did say that. They were like there's like a problem with the plane being too heavy so we like aren't letting everybody on. I could have sworn they said anyway. Yeah, regardless. But like that was so funny to me. Yes, they were giving it the wrong amount of details.

Wrong amount of details.

And Jay was like, he goes, once I was on a flight to Vegas or from Vegas or wherever, going back home.

And he's like, we're on the tarmac.

And the pilot comes on and says something about some weather change.

And so they're hanging out. wherever, going back home and he's like, we're on the tarmac and the pilot comes on and says

something about some weather change. And so they're hanging out for a while. And he's like, and then he starts saying that they have to recalculate all their numbers. And he's like, don't know. He's like, what are you doing? He was so. You just do that. Whatever. whatever you need to do to do don't involve me because I don't know what

that means I as a passenger probably wouldn't I'd be like all right like recalculate your numbers but

Jay was like that was the stupid he's like I was a little scared as a pilot like what are you doing

telling the passengers this but now now these are the things you don't know if you don't know

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