Turn around bright eyes & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Prepare yourself for a festive feast of mischief, mayhem and more confessions than Saint Nick's naughty list can handle, as Father Simon and the Confessional collective open their ears to a new generation of sinners and mischief makers.

Vicky shares her sticky situation in 'What's happened with the fruit jelly's Grandma? Which is basically a gross tale involving eating someone else sucked sweets. Elizabeth causes a stir when a not so legal Police woman helps throw Kevin a 21st he'll never forget - Baby what a BIG Surprise. 'Not Mother of the Year' has a 7 year old chocolate lie that nearly involved an epi-pen and Terry takes us down Christmas memory lane for Turn around bright eyes.

For those that can handle it the Not for Broadcast section brings us 'sick in a handbag' at the office party. Plus there's a Parish Noticeboard mix up, and insight into what Matt bought with his first pay check and how it's always best to water then pray!

Whether you're decking the halls or hiding from the in-laws, this episode will have you laughing, wincing and maybe even confession yourself.

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is Simon Mayer's Confessions with Co-op Insurance. Your home is the centre of your world.
0:07.2	Rather like I am, I like to think, to this podcast. Your home is the place where you unleash your inner chef,
0:13.5	your shower singing medleys, where your sofa is the place for tea time, TV and chats with a family.
0:19.2	Your home deserves co-op insurance provided by
0:22.1	carefully selected partners. Co-op home insurance is there for you around the clock with their 24-7 claim
0:28.6	line. Protecting what matters most for over 150 years. Don't forget that if you confess to being a
0:35.5	co-op member, you'll always get the best price.
0:38.4	Search Co-op Insurance Online to find out more.
0:41.4	Like myself and the confessional, you can count on co-op for insurance you deserve.
0:48.1	Step into our confessional.
0:50.0	Confess all.
0:51.1	We won't tell anyone.
0:52.7	Just the entire nation. From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
0:59.3	Yes, that's exactly what this is. A very special festive edition of the Confessions podcast.
1:04.8	Where we guide you through, what I believe is referred to a minefield of misdemeanors,
1:09.5	the highway of holiday jinks and the snow drift of seasonal shame.
1:13.4	How many marks for the alliteration?
1:14.7	Yeah, you get full marks from me.
1:16.2	So good.
1:16.7	Loved it.
1:17.3	Thank you.
1:17.5	I thought that was good.
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