Best of 2024 Part One

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

5 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

It's been a year of shocking secrets, laugh out loud mishaps and moments that made us all gasp. In Part One of this very special episode Father Simon, Brother Matt and Sister Suzi revisit some of the most unforgettable confessions from 2024.

From hilarious blunders to jaw dropping revelations, join the Confessions Collective as we relive the stories that had you talking, cringing and forgiving.

Will Suzi ever forgive? Had Matt continued his streak of unconditional forgiveness? Sit back and find out and don't forget to send your confession to [email protected]

Transcript

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0:00.0	And you didn't flush baby wipes.
0:01.8	No.
0:02.2	Dental floss?
0:03.0	No.
0:04.1	Cat litter?
0:05.2	Ah, no, no.
0:06.8	Hmm.
0:07.6	I just can't understand what.
0:08.9	Hang on a moment.
0:09.9	Yep, we'll get someone out to your tenant and get that looked at.
0:13.0	With DirectLine's landlord emergency cover added to your landlord insurance,
0:17.0	whether your tenants block the toilet or break a door lock,
0:19.6	we'll get you from problem to solution as quickly as possible.
0:22.8	Directline, we're on it.
0:25.3	Landlord insurance underwritten by UK Insurance Limited, residential properties only,
0:28.5	cover up to £1,500 per callout.
0:30.1	Run, don't crawl for seriously low prices on baby items,
0:33.4	as does baby and toddler event happening now.
0:36.0	Like a pack of 30 pamper snappy pants,
0:38.1	what's £12 now, just £6?
0:40.0	And six organics, raspery and apple bars,
0:42.3	what's £3, now just £2.50 per pack.
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