4.6 • 775 Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2022
⏱️ 59 minutes
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0:00.0 | Well, hello there. I am Dave Holmes. Welcome to Troubled Waters. The show that treats popular culture is the most important kind of culture because it could be the kind that bums you out the least. Now, back in the before times, Troubled Waters would pit two teams of comedians against one another in a pop culture battle royale. But now teaming up with another person who is not in your quarantine pod is possibly lethal. |
0:21.8 | Definitely more frowned upon than trying to remember anything that happened in any previous season of |
0:27.4 | Stranger Things. So for now, it is one comic against another. And to win this battle, each comic |
0:33.7 | will be called upon to dig deep, to use their smarts, to use their rhetorical skills, |
0:38.6 | to open up their notes app and take a look at that long list of great comebacks that they have been putting together for the last two years, |
0:45.0 | to earn the coveted, troubled waters title, Pundit Emeritus, which will automatically give their opinion on, let's say, Kate McKinnon's post-Saturday Night Live plans, more weight than a civilians. |
0:58.6 | You are listening to Troubled Waters. Um, okay, let me, let me address something very quickly. In the last episode, you might have heard my |
1:29.9 | Brenda Vicaro ass voice. What I found out literally later that day is I had COVID. So for the |
1:36.1 | entire time between the last episode and this episode, I have been having and recovering from |
1:41.1 | COVID. I finally just tested negative yesterday. I'm still like a little achy. |
1:46.4 | I might have three to five coughing fit |
1:47.8 | throughout this show, |
1:48.7 | but I am not contagious. |
1:51.5 | We're also doing this on Zoom, |
1:52.9 | so you guys are very, very safe. |
1:54.7 | Listener, you're safe as can be. |
1:57.1 | I definitely got COVID from New Kids on the Block. |
1:59.1 | We'll talk about it. |
2:00.1 | Let's meet our teams. |
2:01.2 | Our first contestant hosts podcast killed the video star. |
2:05.3 | And you can see him on Minks on HBO. |
2:09.0 | It is Troubled Waters' favorite. |
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