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Troubled Waters

Marmalade vs Schwartzman

Troubled Waters

Maximum Fun

Quiz, Society & Culture, Comedy, Pop Culture, Trivia, Improv

4.6775 Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Sean Coyle and Rachel Green join host Dave Holmes for some robo-trivia, dadly advice, and Baz Lurhman wordplay.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh my God! Hi! It's me Dave Holmes, and welcome to Troubled Waters. The show that treats popular

0:06.3

culture is the most important kind of culture because it might be the kind that bums you out the least,

0:11.3

but even that's really not a guarantee these days. Now, back in the before times, Troubled Waters would pit two

0:16.9

teams of comedians against one another in a pop culture battle royale. But now, well,

0:22.4

things are different. Teaming up with another person who is not in your quarantine pod is still

0:27.2

possibly lethal. It's definitely more frowned upon than trying to, you know, say, be an Australian

0:33.2

newspaper that tries to out rebel Wilson and then shames her for beating you to it. So for now,

0:39.6

it is one comic against another. To win this battle, each comic will be called upon to use

0:44.8

their smarts, their rhetorical skills, the great comebacks. They have been saving in one of those

0:49.9

smart moleskins that, like, talks to your phone? I don't get that.

0:54.8

I don't get that at all.

0:56.4

To earn the coveted Troubled Waters title, Pundit Amaritus, that title automatically gives a person's opinion on the Kate Bush Renaissance, the Bushes.

1:05.6

The Ceda-A-Bush?

1:08.3

More weight than a civilians.

1:09.9

You are listening to Troubled Waters. Our first contestant is the DM or dungeon master for sitcom D&D.

1:43.2

That is a podcast on the Headgum Network.

1:45.3

It's our friend Sean Coyle.

1:46.3

Hello, Sean.

1:47.3

Hello, Dave.

1:48.3

Happy to be here.

1:49.4

Oh, my God.

1:50.0

Thank you so much for being here.

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