Tunnels of Love w/ Ari Shaffir | First Date with Lauren Compton

First Date with Lauren Compton

YMH Studios

Sexuality, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 900 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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0:00.0	Are you both both in the queue for tickets?
0:02.0	Yeah, I've got like 27 times open.
0:04.0	I'm ready to some onezo whoever gets through first.
0:05.0	I'm in too.
0:06.0	Found a good spot for phone signal.
0:08.0	I don't know if I can hold my arm up here for long though.
0:11.0	Oh, hold on.
0:12.0	Yes, I'm in. Tickets in the basket. Monzo me. Done. Sent. Oh, that was quick. I'm still feeling in my billing address, but thank you. Pay your friends back instantly. Money never felt
0:24.8	like Monzo. Download your new favorite bank. UK residents T's and C's apply.
0:29.8	What's the policy I'm firing the mic on this podcast? Different than the other podcast?
0:33.0	We won't hear it.
0:34.0	Why wouldn't you hear it?
0:35.0	Because nothing comes through that cushion.
0:37.0	I'll show you, I'll show you soon.
0:38.0	No!
0:39.0	I'm so excited to see you tonight.
0:42.6	First day, baby.
0:47.0	First day, baby.
0:48.0	First day, I can't wait.
0:52.0	First Day.
0:54.0	Hello and welcome back to another
1:00.0	super fun episode of First Date with me as your host Lauren Compton. My guest today,
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