All right, so every day I sit and I wait for Michael to get out of school, right?

Well, I people watch, you know me. I like looking at people. I noticed all these

teen girls at his school, they walked together in like groups of three, five, or seven.

And I couldn't figure out why. And then I realized it's because they literally can't even.

I did not. I did not see where you were going. I like it.

Good evening everybody and welcome to the graveyard. Thank you for joining us tonight.

My name is Adam and my name's Matt. Now we'll have a tombstone or settle into your casket and get

comfortable because this is graveyard tails.

All right everybody here we are again Matt. How you doing tonight brother?

I'm doing all right man. Good. How about you? I'm doing better than I was. I went and had a

dental appointment and they fixed me up. I had a crown and all that stuff. I thought I was

going to have a root canal. That didn't happen. So it's been good. You're lucky man. I know I

lucked out on that one. I had a tight sphincter for a while and until she said now you don't need one.

And it wasn't because of the pain. It was because of the cost. Oh yeah. Yeah, 100% 100%

I can deal with the pain man. I can't stomach the cost. It's like getting work done on your car

or your teeth. It's like you need a second more. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I've got insurance. You know how

much dental insurance covers? Nothing. Like if you go outside cleaning, you in trouble.

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