All right, so Matt, there's these three older guys sitting on a bench, a 60-year-old, 70-year-old,

80-year-old. 60-year-old goes, man, I got this problem. I wake up every morning at 7 a.m. and it

takes me 20 minutes just to pee. Well, the 70-year-old goes, man, my problem's worse. I get up at 8 a.m.

and I sit there grunt and groan for half an hour before I'm finally able to have a bowel movement.

And the 80-year-old goes, not me, at 7 a.m., I pee like a horse and at 8 a.m., I crap like a cow.

And the 60-year-old goes, so what's your problem? He goes, I don't wake up till 9.

No!

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