Tuesday, September 9th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2025

⏱️ 202 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Wonderful Weirdos Day, reusable incontinence boxers for men, emailer went to a movie and asked girl to buy her socks, most expensive thing people buy that they never use, 71-year-old hits big at casino and gets robbed, 88-year-old man injured during jewelry store smash and grab, man realized he was duped into buying fake Rolex, inmate hanging out of Deputy of Corrections van crying out for help, deputy rescued after semi crashed and pinned him to guard rail, kids rescued from hole that filled in water, man gets experimental pig organ transplant, Dave saw car with middle fingers on back window, NFL planting undercover cops at games, Shaq helps young wrestler, guy seen jerking at Korn and System of a Down concert, Charlie Sheen went hunting for Nessie, Sopranos actress goes fully nude on OnlyFans, music can help alleviate motion sickness, Lil Jon came in 3rd place at beach fitness competition, couple caught having sex on public beach, old guy sprayed guy at grocery store with bug spray, YouTuber raised money for struggling man who’s then robbed, guy found living in condo crawl space, former soccer player sent woman to hospital because of his big dong, fashion brand turning panties into hair ties, shop where you can test out sex toys before you buy them, dog extinguished a stick of lit dynamite, man pulled gun during road rage incident with student driver, valet takes customer’s car for joy ride, woman’s encounter with 8ft gator, guy wins Publisher’s Clearing House and checks stop when bankruptcy filed, most expensive house in US, KFC jelly beans, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak on TikTok at Dave and Chuck the Free.
0:11.0	Hi there. It is Dave and Chuck the freak with you on this Tuesday, the 9th day of September. And I am in allergy health. You sound like, you sound great. Oh, my God. You sound fantastic. I don't know. Allergy seasons. It's the worst. Just fantastic. Yeah. Thank you so much. I I feel great too. Yeah. I'm sure you do. When you sound like that, usually it comes with like a feeling of, wow, I can't wait to do this. Yeah. I'm so glad to be awake. Yeah. You know, I slept great last night breathing through my mouth all night. Lovely.. Yeah, wonderful. Snot. I didn't know what the noise was that I heard, but I realized it was your sneeze. Oh, earlier. Yeah, it was aggressive. Oh, yeah, he's a lot. Yeah, it is. It is. Everything I do is aggressive, Jason. It'll give you a fright. It really well. I'm sorry. He was like, What was that? Yeah. Didn't mean to frighten you. It's okay. I'm jumpy. It is a perfect day for us, though. Today is a wonderful weirdos day. Oh, yeah. Wonderful weirdos. That's us. That basically describes this group, right? Yep. Some more than others. And most who listen.
1:28.0	Yeah, absolutely.
1:29.3	So it's all of our day.
1:30.6	Thanks for being here on Wonderful Weirdo's Day.
1:33.9	You know, one of the downsides of doing this weird show is that it bleeds into your personal life.
1:41.0	So, for example, some of the stuff we talk about on the show, then you log on to
1:46.5	your social media account and it infiltrates it. Oh, yeah. Right? Stuff you never really
1:51.2	are a part of in real life, then blends in with your life off the show. For example, yesterday,
1:58.0	we got into a really long discussion about pelvic floor therapy.
2:03.3	Oh, okay.
2:03.9	Yeah.
2:04.4	Yeah.
2:04.6	And the reason that men would be going for this is some can become incontinent.
2:10.1	Yes.
2:11.4	I have been flooded with incontinence ads.
2:14.3	That's very, they're worried about you, you know?
2:16.9	Like, they're like, ooh, he's been talking about this a lot.
2:19.0	Yeah.
2:19.5	Getting older.
2:21.2	So that was a thing yesterday.
2:24.4	But including this commercial I had to share with you for reusable male incontinence boxers.
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