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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday, September 25th 2018 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2018

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a baby that was found crawling alone along a highway, a prison that has banned women visitors from wearing tampons, the most popular Halloween candy, a guy with the last name “Anus” that’s having a problem with...

Transcript

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0:00.0

Music

0:04.0

Broadcasting from the Tuft & Needle Studio

0:07.0

It's Dave and Chuck the Freak

0:09.0

Music

0:18.0

Did you know you could get crabs just by being close to someone that had crabs?

0:22.0

I know, this is how you start the show?

0:24.0

I mean, good morning, everyone.

0:25.0

I just noticed that headline on an article and it frightened me.

0:29.0

I know that they jump off a stripper all the time onto people or whatever.

0:33.0

Yeah, no one.

0:35.0

Crab's.

0:36.0

Yeah, the good head stories like that, right?

0:37.0

Yeah, right, yeah, right.

0:38.0

Definitely you've talked about the guy crab.

0:40.0

Yeah, right now.

0:41.0

Right now, right now, right now.

0:42.0

From a stripper.

0:43.0

Yeah, you don't want to eye crabs, you know.

0:44.0

So even if you share a bed with someone that has crabs, then almost guaranteed you.

0:48.0

If you're like, no, I can't sleep with her, she's real filthy, but we'll just sleep together.

0:52.0

No.

0:53.0

Yeah.

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