Tuesday, September 24th 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2024

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about parking lot work at the studio, top mispronounced words that make you sound dumb, cops find murderer from 14 years ago after he ran a red light, man drove his car right off bridge and survived, escaped bull lassoed on highway, FedEx worker defends package from porch pirate, last remaining Kmart will shut down soon, bear moves into family’s crawl space, Super Bowl betting, Jerry Jones made inappropriate comment during Jamie Foxx live stream, White Sox could have worse record ever, Diddy on suicide watch, Bridgerton fans mad about ball in Detroit, Octomom has become a grandmother, new I Know What You Did Last Summer sequel, The Penguin, Friends game show, update on guy missing half his head, woman driving in parking garage hits gas instead of brake, woman’s arm explodes after CrossFit workout, phantom pooper keeps pooping road, have you ever used a penis pump?, man flips out at Rednecks With Paychecks event, man fell into pit and tread water for hours, shark bite capital of the world, 6-year-old survived 73 hours alone in the wilderness, missing girl found in woods thanks to a thermal drone, flying shopping carts, cocaine found in crates of bananas, secret to sleeping like a baby, homeowners complaining about stench from local porta potty company, chunky milk at a school, software that tracks your emotional activity while you work, arguments over dishwashers, toy hall of fame finalists, mini train park in Oregon, guys with same name meet and commit series of crimes, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:07.0	Chuck the freak. Thanks for being here with us. You know we have to park at the far end of the parking lot this for the next few days while they do some construction work.
0:35.2	Chuck barely made it and he knew he knew that you said that. You said you were
0:40.0	probably not going to make it but I saw this online yesterday I can't bring it up right now
0:43.5	I'll have to bring it up my phone but in Japan Chuck the folks that arrive early to work
0:52.4	park in a parking lot further away from the front door to allow those who arrive
0:58.1	late to make it on time. Of course that's what everyone should do in Japan they have real honor mutual understanding.
1:05.4	Yeah.
1:06.4	First call first sure.
1:07.4	Get the best spots when you get here early.
1:09.6	Yeah, it's just I get spot number one because I get here early that's the perk of the only upside of getting here that early
1:17.4	yeah yeah I don't even park I park away from everybody I try to I kind of do too I park in the same spot every day and then when I park in a different spot I'm like
1:28.1	Everything sideways I know
1:29.9	They threw you off because he got here he was here first yesterday and he thought that it
1:34.3	started yesterday so everybody parked you were the leader of I threw off the whole workplace
1:40.7	I thought it was somebody I pulled in and I'm like everyone just assumed that this is the way it is because I looked and I looked at the email before I parked I'm like nope it's tomorrow so I started and I'm like I think it starts today and you know what it was about I'm like maybe a
1:54.8	dozen but I thought I don't have to move my car during the show so I'm just gonna
1:59.0	part just and everyone followed you yeah I definitely followed his lead. I had a panic attack
2:03.8	when I walked when I drove in and Dave's car wasn't here. I'm like, oh my God, where is he?
2:08.8	What are we going to do? And then I realized like, oh the parking lot thing, I thought that was Tuesday.
2:14.1	Well, the same thing, I was like, I don't want to have to move.
2:16.2	So, and then as someone else, someone on a different station, on a different show in the building,
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