Tuesday, September 12th 2023 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2023

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a guy at the grocery store putting items in his butt, how lawnmower parents handle their kids, Dave being out sick, a nightmare situation with construction in Chuck's subdivision, the Delta diarrhea flight that had to turn around last week, a couple demanding a refund after sitting next to farthing dog on a flight, Aaron Rogers injury could ruin the entire NFL storyline, a ball boy that threw an in-play ball into the crowd, a guy that got a cord stuck in his penis, a woman that chewed through a security wire at Apple Store, a guy that rented a construction sign to put on his property, James spotted Chuck out on metal detecting adventure, a man born without a dong finally has sex, a woman jailed for looking at her husband's phone, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the grocery store.
0:17.0	Here's a sentence I'm pretty sure hasn't been said before in the history of mankind.
0:24.0	You get your butt cheeks off my root of Vegas.
0:27.0	You're right.
0:28.0	Yeah, that's an odd statement.
0:31.0	It is.
0:32.0	I don't think it's ever been said before.
0:33.0	Well, the cops in Manassas, Virginia got a call from a grocery store, the giant grocery store, it's a chain there.
0:39.6	And something very unusual was happening. A guy was picking up different pieces of fruits and
0:46.5	vegetables. Testing them out. Dropping his pants and rubbing them between his ass cheeks and putting them back on the shelves.
0:55.0	Oh no, I read the headline and I assumed in my mind I thought he just had his pants on and he was like and he just on the cheek.
1:04.0	No, lease, no lease, no lease, no lease.
1:07.0	No, that's not what I did.
1:09.0	He took his pants off and it was between his cheeks. In his ass he was putting
1:16.2	roots and veggies in his ass. Lisa is putting them all the way in. Lisa's
1:21.4	mine's full of hope.
1:22.8	It is.
1:23.8	He really is the best case scenario.
1:25.8	I'm like that too, I find, that I still like to keep hope alive.
1:30.0	Because I read this and I was like did he penetrate
1:32.8	but it turns that story different it changes the whole thing it goes from
1:38.4	like a funny ha ha ha ha
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