Tuesday Patreon Teaser: Jeremy's Return! Shooting heroin in the Garage, Dopeywood Disaster & 6 Months of Silence

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Mental Health, Alternative Health, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

⏱️ FULL TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Dopey Tuesday intro + LA setup 01:50 Jeremy’s Achilles injury story 04:00 Rock-paper-scissors, acid memories, Coney Island 06:00 Dopeywood disaster + Jeremy leaving early 08:30 Dave’s resentment + 6 months not speaking 10:30 Reconnection + amends 13:00 Childhood friendship origins (1st grade, school, temple) 17:00 Karate, comics, video games, early bonding 20:00 First drug use (weed, prom, college) 22:00 NYC weed summers, hacky sack, “kind bud” hunt 24:00 Acid era + Jurassic Park + rooftop trips 26:30 Transition into harder drugs 28:00 Spotify comments + Patreon plug

Transcript

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0:00.0	Does doping nation need another joke?
0:07.0	Don't they hear enough about smack and fucking blow?
0:16.0	Drugs addiction and dumb shit
0:22.0	It's just so damn lit
0:26.0	It's all they know
0:28.2	They love the show
0:32.6	Hey y'all It's dopey Tuesday with a brand new show for you
0:44.3	All the drugs and all the dumb shit and many nuanced tissues nuanced issues Dope Dole dopy, dopy, dopy, dope do poe, dopy, do
1:16.6	Dopee, Dopee, Dopee, Topee.
1:21.6	Topi, doby, dopey tope do, do me, tope, doby, to be, to, chob, chob, chobie, chobie, chob, be...
1:30.3	Jop, be, chob, be chob, ch'iote, ch'i-chee-choo, ch'p-by-chop-chop-be-chop-chip-chie-chop-chop-pe-chop-chop-chip-chip-chchchchip-chchchchchip-chchchchchch-to-to-to-to-to-do dope doop dopy-dope dole do
1:47.0	Hello and welcome to dopy-tuesday, Patreon teaser and show the podcast about drugs addiction and dumb shit.
2:01.1	My name is Dave.
2:02.3	I am in Los Angeles with my old friend Jeremy.
2:06.7	Welcome back to the show.
2:09.2	Thank you very much.
2:10.3	It's always good to be here.
2:11.9	Well, you're in your house.
2:13.4	I mean, it's good to be here in my house.
2:16.0	And the show.
2:16.6	And on the show.
2:18.2	And Jeremy just suffered a really nasty injury.
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