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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Mental Health, Alternative Health, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

⏱️ Full Timestamps 00:00 – Late night intro, Dave can’t stop doing 5 episodes a week 00:30 – Dopeywood recap: sold out Comedy Store, best event yet 02:00 – LA trip madness: 12 interviews + 3 podcasts in 5 days 03:00 – Fan email from Brie: Dopeywood review + caffeine hangover 04:30 – Dopey fandom + meeting listeners + hug talk 05:30 – Lineup shoutouts: Cho, Maron, Bobby Lee, etc. 07:00 – Dave reflects on Dopey’s impact + Dopey Foundation growth 08:00 – Late night at Cantor’s vs Katz’s rant 09:00 – Patreon + Spotify comments intro 09:30 – Lena Dunham episode feedback + Chris reflection 10:30 – Weird opioid discussion + new drug landscape 11:30 – 90210 addiction joke tangent 12:30 – Listener voicemail: getting sober at 15 13:30 – Vomiting-on-a-classmate story 15:00 – Listener returns to Dopey after years away 16:30 – Dave reacts: gratitude + sending socks 17:00 – Intro to Total Replay: “Mushroom Jesus Piss Pants” 🔁 Total Replay Segment 19:00 – Classic Dopey intro: Dave & Chris dynamic 21:00 – Crack paranoia + meth stories 23:00 – AA step talk (6th & 7th step breakdown) 26:00 – AA resentment + fake alcoholics rant 30:00 – Dave vs AA culture + “this alcoholic right here” rant 34:00 – Chris defending spirituality + speaker tapes 36:00 – Mushroom story setup 38:00 – Chris eats all the mushrooms, thinks he’s Jesus 39:00 – Pisses the bed knowingly instead of going to bathroom 40:00 – Debates telling parents he’s Jesus 41:00 – Decides not to (they’ll know he’s high) 42:00 – Comes down, realizes he’s not Jesus 44:00 – Episode devolves into chaos + bad TV tangent 47:00 – Dave annoyed at recovery talk tone 49:00 – “Trust God, clean house, help others” debate 51:00 – Meth ejaculation rat study insanity 52:00 – Airport blackout Boston story 54:00 – Outro + reflection on Chris + comedy + Dopey evolution

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast on drugs addiction and other dumb shit.
0:22.5	My name is Dave and it's late at night on Monday.
0:26.8	And I guess what does it mean that I cannot not put up the show when I'm committed to the five days of Dopee?
0:35.6	I'm fucking committed to the five days of dopey, I'm fucking committed to the five days of dopey.
0:38.7	And yesterday was finally dopey wood
0:42.7	at the comedy store.
0:49.5	And we sold out the comedy store.
0:51.9	And it was pretty fucking good.
0:58.6	I think it was, it was easily the smoothest event we ever did and probably the best although it lacked it lacked some of the ragged and rugged
1:07.6	charm of dopey and there were a ton of dopey fans there, which was so cool,
1:13.6	because I thought it was just going to be comedy people. So there was a great contingent of
1:18.9	dopes, which I really appreciate. And just like dopey fans that I don't know that I've met before,
1:25.9	a lot of dopey fans from California who came to Dopey Wood last year.
1:30.8	It was definitely a step up from Dopey Wood last year because it was at the comedy store and they knew what they were doing.
1:38.2	And I was crazy out there. I literally, I literally, for whatever, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
1:49.9	five days.
1:51.1	I did, I think, 12 interviews.
1:55.6	I went on three other podcasts.
1:57.6	I was just driving and interviewing people and I stockpiled a ton of really cool
2:02.9	shit. I love going to California and like extracting the California dopy. It's a great pleasure for me.
2:11.7	Someone sent in an email reviewing dopycon. I'm going to read the email. And if anybody else was at dopycon and you want to leave a review,
2:20.3	we'll leave that later in the week because we'll cover a bunch of dopycon.
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