Tuesday, October 28th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 198 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about National Chocolate Day, Plush Animal Lovers Day, people buying Spirit Halloween animatronics for sexual pleasure, Halloween fantasies, guy has been calling him the wrong name for years, update on Hurricane Melissa, major rainfall in Florida, airline passenger stabbed 2 teens with a fork, guy accused of recording men in gym bathroom, people BASE jumping at some national parks, Avis employee stole rental cars to start his own business, neighborhood decorates for Halloween after kid says there aren’t enough, World Series, LSU coach fired, Michael Jordan talks about life after basketball, man talks about his time living inside Haunting In Connecticut house, rumors that Sydney Sweeney will be next Bond Girl, Kourtney Kardashian vagina lollipops, Diddy sentence, OnlyFans has become world’s most efficient revenue generating platform, woman took pics of another woman’s vagina in gym locker room, monkey hoax, 2 cars catch fire during bad jump start, flight attendant deploys emergency slide on accident, what was your worst work fail?, woman burned down booty call’s house, guy who got jealous of doctor touching wife’s boobs calls in, crossing guard puts body on the line to protect kids, Average Joe bank robber, pole dancing skeleton Halloween decorations, airport divorce, airport snacks, Dave Portnoy’s pizza review gets small pizza place big numbers, and more!

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0:00.0	Man, I can't believe the holidays are already on the way. I've got to start my shopping. Already? Sure, you know I'm a planner. Plus, those new five-hour energy holiday flavors make great stocking stuffers. Between pumpkin spice, cranberry lime, and gingerbread snap, they've got the whole season covered. And you can just get those online? Yeah, they're at five-hour energy.com and on Amazon. I think I might start too.
0:21.4	Really? Good for you.
0:22.8	Yeah, just put two of everything in your cart.
0:24.7	I promise. I'll pay you back.
0:26.2	No, you won't.
0:26.9	No, I won't.
0:32.0	Dave and Chuck the Freep.
0:36.5	Email at Dave and Chuck The Freak.com
0:39.2	Hello!
0:45.6	Hello!
0:49.8	Barely getting it together here on this Tuesday,
0:52.7	but we will see what we can do.
0:55.4	Perfect.
0:57.0	Thanks for being with us.
0:59.1	Always a pleasure.
1:01.0	National Chocolate Day.
1:02.6	Every day is National Chocolate Day for me.
1:05.0	I have it every single day.
1:06.4	I have chocolate.
1:07.7	Amber has had the world's biggest bowl of candy in our house. And I hate it. I've told her to hide it. Oh, yeah. Like, put it away. She just loves this big Halloween bowl she has. And it has to be full. That's tempting. That's too much. It's the worst. Yeah. I have little amounts of candy. Do you have any chocolate? A ton. No, here. Oh, no. No, not yet. Not celebrating? Next week. Wait till Monday. You'll have enough chocolate to probably get you through the month. Yeah. It'll last me three days. Seriously? Yeah. I know. Remember my hall last year? I was eating it for breakfast. I had like 75 pieces of candy a day for breakfast. I remember. Yeah. The good old days. Yeah, you were into it. But yeah, so we're not supposed to have many trick-or-treaters, and so we'll have enough candy for... Yeah, it's kind of like part of my decision to not give anything out this year because when I give out I give like two to the
2:03.0	kids five to me two to the kids five to me two to the kids five to the kids five to the kids five more
2:08.2	so you eat like the whole night like Halloween night is just no I eat for weeks I buy the candy
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