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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday, October 20th 2020 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2020

⏱️ 201 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about items you can mail without packaging, a listener that needs help delivering his sperm sample, Jeff Bridges announced he was diagnosed with cancer, the scariest movies according to science, a million dollar flying...

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0:00.0

Good morning to you at 616 this Tuesday the 20th of October. You're with Dave and Chuck the Freak.

0:00.0

I've heard that you could mail a potato. Yes, with a message on it. No, just like not even a message. You can just pop a potato in the mail as long as it has enough postage and an address without a package. Yes. Yeah, because I

0:27.1

think you just put a stamp on a potato. You can listen. You really can. I think that the whole company started based on this where you they burn. They burn or like laser etch a message in a potato. I remember that. And then I just I don't think there's packaging. I think it's just they know you can mail a potato. Yeah, through the United States Postal Service as long as it has an address and sufficient postage on it.

0:44.1

It's it's all his gifts Dave. Yeah, looking for this. This holiday season. Listen to stuff that's saying the cheese. It said gift that the Irishman can keep on giving. Put a nice message on there like. But when I looked this up to verify this, it's not alone. There are other things you can drop in a mailbox that'll just get shipped without a package that'll get shipped. Why would you? I mean, I can't hope. When your mail person hate you. Oh, yeah, people hate you.

1:13.2

What if I mailed a potato a day. It's probably more annoying for me to prep one potato. How many stamps do you need?

1:42.9

I don't know. I'd be based on weight, right? Oh God, that's a great question. It would be a lot of you just take a potato with a stamp down to the post office. Like waiting line with it. Wait in line. I got something.

1:58.7

I feel like the people of the post office I go to here would give me some. We don't take potato. I'd be beaten to death with. Okay, so what else can you mail without a box?

2:09.7

Coconut coconut solid coconut. I should have sent you guys coconuts from like Hawaii or something. But it doesn't have to be appealed coconut.

2:26.7

No, just like it has to be like you can just have to be intact. Grab it off the tree. Yep. If you like, put a stamp on it.

2:38.7

And I'd be several. I'm just coconut are heavier than potatoes. You're strange to receive a coconut in the mail. I know, but everyone, you know, there are some people that want like a postcard from somewhere.

2:46.7

Yeah, man, if you send them, I think that's funny. If you said you guys coconut, Hawaii, that's very serious. Actually, I mean, from your mailbox, they'd have to special deliver it. I think it would fit my mailbox.

2:58.7

It was fit in my mailbox, but some mailboxes I see aren't like a long ones. Yeah, I know like my parents mailboxes like the kind that's on your house.

3:11.7

And that's a little fold up thing. There's no way a coconut's getting in there. I think I just leave it on the porch. Put it in the door. I think my first reaction coconut in the mail. Unless I saw from was one from a you get from you guys. I'd be like, this about it.

3:20.7

Yeah, yeah.

3:34.7

It's scary.

3:35.7

Yeah, coconut balls.

3:36.7

Coconut balls.

3:37.7

I'm not giving me a good feeling.

3:38.7

Yeah.

3:40.7

A sombrero can be mailed through the United States Postal Service.

3:41.7

Lee Sub's already mailed people.

3:46.7

Listen, it's incredible.

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