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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday, November 27th 2018 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2018

⏱️ 206 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about big surprises after doing an ancestor DNA test, drug smugglers busted trying to disguise cocaine as large genitalia in their pants, worst superhero origin movies of all time, a bank that mistakenly loaded $100 bills...

Transcript

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0:00.0

Music

0:17.0

Well hello!

0:18.0

Tuesday morning here on Dave and Chef The Freak.

0:21.0

It's 27th day of November.

0:23.0

You seem a little, um, just trying that.

0:27.0

I'm not a real, I'm not the hell out of myself.

0:30.0

Like a really deep cut.

0:31.0

Well, I some between here and my, like my car and my office.

0:36.0

I don't know how you did it.

0:37.0

I don't know, but all of a sudden there was blood dripping down my finger.

0:41.0

And then I couldn't find a first aid kit anywhere in this building to get a bandaid.

0:45.0

So I tied a clean X around my finger with some Scotch tape.

0:49.0

Just, it sucks.

0:50.0

So it's like, you don't even realize how bad that's going to suck yet.

0:54.0

You know, like you can cut your finger and like you're fine early on and then the next day.

0:59.0

It's what it's so hard.

1:00.0

It's like you can't move your finger.

1:02.0

You can go get your bandaid, Dave.

1:03.0

You know what?

1:04.0

I found out that we had, whether it's my middle finger.

1:06.0

They just give me the finger.

1:07.0

I found a kit.

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