David Shuk the Fleet

Hi, good morning. It's Tuesday. It is the 10th day of November. Thanks so much for being with us on Dave and Shuk the Freak.

We've been talking about the fact that our very own Jason the Jew is going to become Jason the Jude ad.

Yes, yeah, he's got a little father Jew. Yeah, father Jew. He's got a little mots of ball in the oven.

Oh boy, I do. He does. He do. Well, he doesn't. Well, there's nothing in your oven.

Nope, not that I know. You should have no oven. He doesn't even have one. There's an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie called Junior where he gets pregnant. He ever's home. No, no.

No, I remember that. He's like a monkey to baby. Yeah, I'd be a big bitch if I was. Most men would. That's why they don't let us have them.

They don't let us. Yeah, they don't let us. They know. They know. We just wouldn't be able to handle it. We step our toes and we're.

We'd all die in childbirth. We won. We just from the page. So why are we starting this day with.

There's a reason. There's a reason. Just to fire him up. Believe it or not Jason. Some men say they physically experience pregnancy symptoms right along with their expecting partner.

In fact, it's so prevalent. It's been given the name Kuwait syndrome or male sympathetic pregnancy.

Just with the eating aspect of it because I think a lot of guys will just eat.

Oh, I know how I'm with. What is in it?

Well, they're like eating aspect. It's just the girl is lost all control. Yeah. So then we already have lost all control.

So if you show up, if you're like, if you ask for pizza every night, we will get you pizza every night. Yeah. Yeah. Or you'll kill us. Right.

Well, on threat of death, and I would do it even without even worrying about you trying to kill me. I just I would get.

You could get. I would eat it. You absolutely would. No checks and balances. So Jason, I just thought there's like 15 different symptoms you can experience.

I just wanted to quickly go through. He has any and see if you've been experiencing any experiencing anything of these. Okay. Okay. So weight gain is one.

No, no, you're good. No, no weight gain. You stayed and fighting. You still cut like a mofo. Yeah. I've never gained weight in my life.

That's great. What's all right. I just want to punch you in the balls right now. Yeah. Never get in your life. Do you eat whatever you want Jason? Yeah. I've always been able to do that since I was a kid.

I got you got my tab. Yeah. People. Yeah. People think I eat. Well, I don't. I mean, I have a pine ice cream just the other day. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Yeah. But for breakfast, you're eating some kind of a hippity, dippity oatmeal. It's old. It's old. It's old. It's true. But I ate half a sleeve of Oreos with. Yeah. Yeah.

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