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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday, May 5th 2020 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2020

⏱️ 202 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the worst drink and band combo for a party, beach goers using seaweed to practice proper social distancing, Nicholas Cage to play Joe Exotic in a scripted series, a woman that called 911 for a “fire in her crotch,”...

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, there it is, David. Check the break on a Tuesday. It is the fifth day of May.

0:21.5

I'm going to be the best one in the year. Oh my God. I saw what Dave posted up to.

0:34.0

I like some Twilight Twilight zone meme. Well, because like everyone was talking about this year would be the best

0:40.1

Cinco to Mayo ever because it lines up on Taco Tuesday. Yeah, it's like imagine if you will a world where

0:47.5

Cinco to Mayo falls on Taco Tuesday only to be ruined by a virus named after a Mexican beer.

0:53.2

Yeah, it's a wild thing. I'm telling you the simulation guy who's running it. Yes,

1:00.0

me, which is you. Yeah, you're an a-hole. I've lost it. I'm maybe honest. I don't know.

1:06.7

I think I fell asleep on the keyboard. I honestly do. I think I fell asleep on the keyboard up

1:13.2

there. Wake up your avatar, man. I don't know what to do. So it is Cinco to Mayo and most of the

1:19.4

bars in the country are closed, but don't worry. People are going to be celebrating anyways,

1:23.6

because according to the latest stats, lots of Americans have been stocking up on Tequila. Oh my

1:31.2

God. I'm leading up to Cinco to Mayo. For those last four weeks, actually, Tequila has been the top

1:37.9

selling liquor in the country. Tequila sales have gone up 54%. Wow. I wonder what's down like with

1:48.2

Tequila. What's the booze that's taken the cake? Yeah, like what is what booze out there is like,

1:53.5

why aren't we selling? I think they're all selling. Overall, alcohol sales are up 24%. Well,

2:00.3

that might be it. So they're all. They're all selling. But people have been stocking up on Tequila to

2:05.2

prepare for. I don't think I stocked up. I mean, I always have some. Yeah, the bar for you to

2:11.4

stock. You bought them there. But yeah, I'm like really fancy Tequila and I can't keep it stocked

2:17.9

like when I have it. Yeah, it's like a treat. Yeah. Yeah, we have some that I've never that

2:23.5

where you were given as a gift. It's coconut tequila. I don't know about that. I know me too. That's

2:29.3

why it's never been cracked open. But yeah, days to day leash. Coconut. I've never heard of coconut.

2:35.2

I don't know. They just, you know, throw it in there. Interesting. A little coconut just in there.

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