Tuesday, May 5th 2020 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast
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Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 5 May 2020
⏱️ 202 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, there it is, David. Check the break on a Tuesday. It is the fifth day of May. |
| 0:21.5 | I'm going to be the best one in the year. Oh my God. I saw what Dave posted up to. |
| 0:34.0 | I like some Twilight Twilight zone meme. Well, because like everyone was talking about this year would be the best |
| 0:40.1 | Cinco to Mayo ever because it lines up on Taco Tuesday. Yeah, it's like imagine if you will a world where |
| 0:47.5 | Cinco to Mayo falls on Taco Tuesday only to be ruined by a virus named after a Mexican beer. |
| 0:53.2 | Yeah, it's a wild thing. I'm telling you the simulation guy who's running it. Yes, |
| 1:00.0 | me, which is you. Yeah, you're an a-hole. I've lost it. I'm maybe honest. I don't know. |
| 1:06.7 | I think I fell asleep on the keyboard. I honestly do. I think I fell asleep on the keyboard up |
| 1:13.2 | there. Wake up your avatar, man. I don't know what to do. So it is Cinco to Mayo and most of the |
| 1:19.4 | bars in the country are closed, but don't worry. People are going to be celebrating anyways, |
| 1:23.6 | because according to the latest stats, lots of Americans have been stocking up on Tequila. Oh my |
| 1:31.2 | God. I'm leading up to Cinco to Mayo. For those last four weeks, actually, Tequila has been the top |
| 1:37.9 | selling liquor in the country. Tequila sales have gone up 54%. Wow. I wonder what's down like with |
| 1:48.2 | Tequila. What's the booze that's taken the cake? Yeah, like what is what booze out there is like, |
| 1:53.5 | why aren't we selling? I think they're all selling. Overall, alcohol sales are up 24%. Well, |
| 2:00.3 | that might be it. So they're all. They're all selling. But people have been stocking up on Tequila to |
| 2:05.2 | prepare for. I don't think I stocked up. I mean, I always have some. Yeah, the bar for you to |
| 2:11.4 | stock. You bought them there. But yeah, I'm like really fancy Tequila and I can't keep it stocked |
| 2:17.9 | like when I have it. Yeah, it's like a treat. Yeah. Yeah, we have some that I've never that |
| 2:23.5 | where you were given as a gift. It's coconut tequila. I don't know about that. I know me too. That's |
| 2:29.3 | why it's never been cracked open. But yeah, days to day leash. Coconut. I've never heard of coconut. |
| 2:35.2 | I don't know. They just, you know, throw it in there. Interesting. A little coconut just in there. |
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