Tuesday, May 31st 2022 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

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Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2022

⏱️ 201 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a woman that has her eyeballs tattooed, people getting their fast food apps hacked, why a song from 80’s hit number one over the weekend, a retired guy whipping his wiener out of his speedo on the beach, a couple at...

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0:35.2	What's going on on this Tuesday morning? It is the 31st day of May.
0:41.2	And thank you so much for being with us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:45.2	I'm thankful that I didn't wake up one day in my life and said, well, I want to get my eyeballs tattooed.
0:52.2	Not yet. Not yet.
0:54.2	Not yet. Anything can happen.
0:56.2	Yeah, don't.
0:57.2	Anything can happen. Never say never.
0:58.2	Yeah.
0:59.2	But over the past five years, model slash influencer, Amber Luke has made a career out of body modification.
1:08.2	She's got over 200 tattoos covering her from like head to toe.
1:12.2	Now, she's proud of what she's done, but she admits the most traumatic experience she has volunteered to go through was getting her eyeballs inked blue.
1:25.2	I'm pretty sure it would do it hurt.
1:28.2	I mean, I don't know. Actually, I don't know if it hurts.
1:30.2	It's just you have to see a needle go into your eye, right?
1:35.2	So I think that's how it's like a syringe. It's not like tattoo.
1:39.2	I don't know what they do with the eyes.
1:41.2	I think they just I feel like it's going to be the craziest looking old lady there ever was.
1:46.2	Yeah, I see.
1:47.2	I knew like, oh, no, I got to go to her medicine.
1:50.2	No, I'm not going to get to the anal lady.
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