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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday, May 2nd 2023 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2023

⏱️ 196 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the new Super Mario movie leaking on Twitter, updates on the guy with a broken dong and the listener with a stuck tampon, some of the best looks at the MET Gala, the passing of Gordon Lightfoot, a hooker stabbed a client in the penis over a payment dispute, a senior citizen fought off a cougar with a rock, a mom stung over 75 times by bees during a family photo shoot, a chef serving fish semen on the menu, the worst thing someone has said to you before sex, a woman that beat a robotic receptionist with a wood plank, a paraglider collision in mid-air, a guy that was in his car when thieves attempted to steal his catalytic converter, a sugar daddy suing his sugar baby for not becoming his real girlfriend, Wisconsin passing a bill to allow 14-year-olds to serve alcohol, a guy that left top secret military plans in a bathroom, and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

They've been chunked, feel free.

0:20.1

Hello there.

0:24.8

It's a Tuesday, the second of May.

0:28.2

Thanks for being with us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak.

0:31.5

That's what we do, right?

0:32.5

That's our name.

0:34.0

So all right, so Tuesday and Tuesday sucks sometimes.

0:39.3

Every time, actually.

0:40.3

Like today, especially.

0:41.6

I don't know when the last Tuesday's been good.

0:48.5

Invalved the star?

0:49.6

No.

0:50.4

No.

0:50.9

I can't remember a really good Tuesday at a long time.

0:53.1

I had this sometimes my eyes get tired.

0:55.5

It happens very rarely.

0:56.3

But the problem with these is I have these glasses.

0:59.1

I can because I'm near sighted.

1:01.7

Yeah.

1:02.2

So that when I put them on, everything's crystal clear right here.

1:05.3

But then you can't see us.

1:06.6

Yeah, I'm going to get the.

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