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The Dividend Cafe

Tuesday - March 31, 2026

The Dividend Cafe

The Dividend Cafe - The Bahnsen Group

Business, Retirement Planning, Dividend Growth Investing, Estate Planning, Monetary Policy, Wealth Management, Macro Economics, Investing

4.9569 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Brian Szytel hosts Dividend Cafe on Tuesday, March 31, recapping a broad market rally with the S&P 500 up about 2%, the Nasdaq up about 3%, and bonds higher as the 10-year yield fell roughly 3.5 bps to around 4.30%. He says headline-driven moves and short covering are fueling volatility, noting markets react to shifting commentary about a potential end to the war and the Strait of Hormuz. He addresses a question about the U.S. stopping oil exports, arguing it’s unlikely, would reduce profits and jobs, and U.S. refineries are largely configured for heavier crude unlike domestic light sweet production, making a shift a decade-long project. Economic updates include the Case-Shiller 20-City Home Price Index (+0.2% in January; +1.2% YoY), JOLTS job openings at 6.9 million (in line), and consumer confidence beating in March.

00:00 Welcome and Setup

00:19 Market Rally Recap

00:46 Headlines and Positioning

01:42 Oil Export Thought Experiment

02:31 Housing Price Update

03:13 Jobs and Confidence Data

04:08 Wrap Up and Tomorrow

04:24 Disclosures and Disclaimer

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Dividend Cafe weekly market commentary focused on dividends in your portfolio and dividends in your understanding of economic life.

0:12.0

Welcome back to Dividend Cafe. This is Brian Saitel, your host. Today on Tuesday, March the 31st, and big update overall here in markets across the board you had

0:22.6

S&P up about 2% NASDAQ was actually up about 3% little over that here I'm

0:28.1

recording this just a few minutes before the close nonetheless across the board

0:31.6

rally in stocks and broad-based and a little bit more skewed towards some of the

0:36.6

momentum names some of the growth names.

0:38.3

You also had a rally in bonds, tens were down about three and a half basis points.

0:42.3

So you're still floating right at that 430 level there on the 10-year yield.

0:46.3

The big driver in today's news wasn't necessarily the notion of Taco, Trump always chickens out,

0:52.3

because he's really just floating things on truth social

0:55.0

on what could be an end to the war somewhat soon and potentially with the U.S. pulling out of

1:01.2

the Strait of Hormuz even before it is reopened. Do I think that is very likely? No, but nonetheless,

1:08.1

markets are not only pricing in the fact that it will or won't happen,

1:11.0

but just that he will say that it will or won't happen.

1:13.2

And those things are actually distinctive if you think about it.

1:16.5

Markets are worried about being overly positioned on one side of the other

1:20.3

when you can have headlines like this just drive a 2 to 3% move in one day

1:24.2

that literally rips the faces off of short positioners

1:26.9

and causes them to cover shorts and fuels the rally in addition to that. So that literally rips the faces off of short positioners and causes them to cover shorts

1:28.5

and fuels the rally in addition to that. So that's some of the dynamic and like we've said many times,

1:33.2

trying to really place trades around some of those things or listen to people that can tell you

1:37.9

definitively which direction it's going to go is kind of just bonkers to us. Question in there today

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