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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday March 24th, 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2026

⏱️ 198 minutes

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Summary

*timestamps are approximate*


0:01 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 National cheese steak day, National cocktail day

0:07 Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce's steak house is apparently terrible

0:12 Favorite items to build your ideal fast food plate

0:17 EMAIL: Went to doctor for full body scan, apologized for her bush

0:32   NEWS

0:32 Update on fatal plane crash at Laguardia

0:39 More footage of Hawaii's devastating flooding

0:42 More meteorites falling from the skies

0:46 Flasher targeting ladies at Michael's

0:50 Robbery at Marketplace meet up

0:54 Update on GoFundMe for elderly DoorDash Driver

0:59   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:01 Lisa's advice for Dave's doomscrolling

1:13   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:13 Travis Kelce has officially re-signed with Kansas City

1:14 Update on March Madness NCAAB tournament

1:16 Opening of MLB season

1:17 Model called out a NASCAR driver for his DM to her

1:21 Update on fight between Alan Richson and neighbor

1:24 Owner of OnlyFans passed away

1:26 Reported drama from The Bachelorette season that will not be released

1:28 Latest fashion trend is Ryan Gosling's cardigans

1:32 An NC-17 rating for American Pie relied on the apple pie scene

1:36   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:38   IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY

1:38 Quadruple-amputee cornhole champion facing charges in fatal shooting

1:54 Multiple people stabbed over restaurant bill

1:57 Woman behind bars fakes a seizure to avoid charges

2:00 Guy stalked a woman, broke into her home, sucked her toes

2:06 Guy who worked at airport busted filming women in bathroom stalls

2:10 Guy accused of recording people in library bathroom has day in court

2:16 Anonymous booths for guys to get their balls checked

2:24   WHAT'S UP WITH THE ASIANS

2:24 Couple sentenced to prison after esports controversy

2:27   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:28 Is Jason Dave's water boy?

2:31 Altercation between cyclists and people in a car

2:34 Woman saved a great white shark

2:37 Family booked hotel online, paid, hotel told them they were over booked

2:42 Teen snuck into bus depot, stole keys and bus to pick girlfriend up for school

2:43 Bus driver's life saved by other bus drivers after medical emergency

2:46 New sword yoga trend

2:49 A McDonald's introduces humanoid robots

2:52 Old, slow paced shows from the 90s are making comeback for young kids

2:56   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:58   NEWS

2:58   BITCHS TRI[[IN

2:58 Couple brought pet kitten along with them to commit crime

3:01 Teen decides to try to fix the roads himself

3:05 FedEx driver finds joy with dogs along his route

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3:10 A chicken dinner lead a guy to a $1M winning lotto ticket

3:12 Rage booking a trip

3:14 People signing up a 15-year cruise

3:29 An officer's final call out from his daughter

3:20   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:21   FLORIDA'S EFFED UP

3:21 Guy pulled over because it looked like he had missiles on his truck

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

It's the Tuesday edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. Thanks for being with us. Coming up,

0:04.0

we are shocked by the amount of guys that wax their balls.

0:08.1

So many guys do this. And how would Lisa react if her husband Lenny decided to do it?

0:14.2

We'll get into that. What store would be the best to flash in? If that's your thing,

0:19.8

perverts, we'll explain.

0:21.5

Also, I got into a big negative doom scrolling moment last night, which sparked Chuck

0:28.5

to come up with could be the world's most depressing song.

0:31.8

Don't worry, I got your back, Dave.

0:33.1

Do not listen to it.

0:34.8

Also, a quadruple amputee charged with a crazy shooting crime. We dig deep into

0:41.5

this one. A toe sucker busted. Where would you like to be sucked? That's the question I did ask.

0:48.9

Yeah. Also, an airport restroom purve, a library restroom perv, which led to a discussion about tinkled

0:56.3

poops. Yep. Yep. That's... What are tinkled poops? You'll get to that and more when you listen to

1:01.8

today's edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. The tournament is back. The upsets are inevitable,

1:07.1

and underdog is the best place to get in on all the action. Playing on Underdog is easy. Just pick

1:11.6

whether your favorite players will go higher or lower on stats like points, rebounds, steals, and more.

1:16.6

Get your picks right and you can win up to 5,000 times your cash. I love playing on Underdog, and this

1:21.7

week I'm looking at the Duke for St. John's matchup in the Sweet 16. I'm taking Cameron Boozer

1:26.3

for higher than 22 and a half points and Dylan Darling for higher than six and a half points. Download the app today and use promo code Dave and Chuck to score $50 in bonus entries when you play your first $5. That's promo code Dave and Chuck. Underdog. Make picks win money. Let's be 18 plus. 19 plus in Alabama, Nebraska, 19 plus in Colorado for some games.

1:45.0

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1:47.3

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1:56.6

Concern with your play,

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