Tuesday, July 9th 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2024

⏱️ 198 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how an old woman got revenge on her ex, someone who pooped on the floor of a goodwill, the crazy way that a woman was killed by her roommate, letting your partner see your phone, a fake kidnapping, your worst hookup ever, the craziest thing you busted a partner watching, the weirdest way you injured yourself, the petty reason that a woman tried to poison a guy, maple syrup crimes and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freight.
0:07.0	We'll start with this. We'll start with this.
0:14.0	It sucks to be old.
0:17.0	It sucks to be old.
0:25.0	to be old. Every now and then, a spurned lover crosses the line
0:30.0	and we think, well, someday they'll mature, they'll regret this.
0:33.0	They'll realize they were doing wrong.
0:35.0	It's not always true, though.
0:38.0	A 76-year-old woman in Florida,
0:42.0	named Patsy. You don't want to cross her.
0:45.0	flipped out on her ex and his new girlfriend.
0:50.0	Whor. His new hor. HORE. His new hore.
0:53.0	Pretty much.
0:54.0	She drove up to the guy's place and vandalized their cars.
1:00.0	Here's what she actually fully did.
1:02.0	Okay.
1:03.0	She crashed her car into his first.
1:06.0	Yep.
1:07.0	A beautiful saber.
1:08.0	Built, built like a steam engine.
1:12.0	No damage to my car. Pored oil into the air vents. There you go.
1:19.5	Oh no. We're saving this up for a long time. It's probably your bacon greaser.
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