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So we got an email. He says, hey guys, you talk about all sorts of crazy crap on your show, so I'm turning to you for help on this.

I just got busy with the girl I've been dating for a few weeks. I'm really into her.

But something weird happened when we got it on. I was paying attention to her nips.

And only one got hard.

Okay.

No matter how much I tried or how much attention I paid to it, the other one just stayed limp.

I guess I was trying really hard to make it happen on nip number two.

Yeah.

Because she finally stopped me and said, oh, it doesn't work. Don't worry about it.

After we finished, I had to find out more. So I asked her, what do you mean your nipple doesn't work?

Yeah.

She said it's just always been dead and never reacted to anything, not even the cold.

A dead nipple?

That's what he said. Have you guys ever heard of a dead nipple before?

Before we drive this car, you need to tell me you got a headlight out.

Just saying, I said, it's happening. Just tell me.

Is there such a thing? I'm going to Google this.

I heard it. It's her breast. I went, when boo, girls get boob jobs, I heard it.

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