Tuesday, July 16th 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2024

⏱️ 199 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a Texas man who shot his neighbor, an overweight cop’s weight loss, first date tests, rain making everyone late, Chicago storm, people got sick on Detroit flight, Homerun Derby National Anthem, Copa America fans break into stadium through vents, ice cream truck swept out to sea, Andy offered glove at gas station, Jason’s massage, guy unicycles across Ireland, Dave Portnoy almost swept away at sea, vending machines with ammo, losing wallets, Chuck left phone behind in gross Kroger bathroom, man gets stung in eyeball by bee, man peed on $500 worth of deli sandwiches, LEGO thefts, cop pulled over driverless car, bachelor and bachelorette party strippers, grandma who reviews sex toys, man jerks in upscale apartment complex, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freight.
0:05.0	We'll start with this.
0:10.0	We'll start with this.
0:13.0	Warning, Dave and Chuck the freak are going,
0:20.0	Dark-Sited.
0:22.0	Everything's ungodly. Dark-s. D'Art C'S D'Art C'A!
0:24.0	A couple older Texas guys
0:29.0	guess they've been battling each other for years.
0:35.0	Little arguments about stuff.
0:38.0	Don't make me destroy you.
0:40.0	Hmm.
0:41.0	Well, that's it one did.
0:43.0	Uh-oh.
0:44.0	Because a Texas man fatally shot his neighbor
0:47.0	and just continued doing his yard work.
0:50.0	I think that happens a lot down there in Texas.
0:52.0	I think a lot of it happens a lot down there in Texas. I think a lot of
0:54.0	you can do it yeah like it's okay. I just imagined a big Texas Vader.
1:00.0	Oh that's terrifying.
1:04.0	Texas Vader.
1:05.0	It's got like a death star belt buckle.
1:08.0	Yeah, like a Vader helmet, but it got morphed into a cowboy hat.
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