Tuesday, February 3rd 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2026

⏱️ 191 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Chuck’s bowel issues, Lululemon says see through pants were consumers’ fault for buying wrong size, emailer wants guests to pay for Super Bowl party, guy injecting substance into penis, whispering vows at wedding, update on missing mother of Today Show host, man beaten by DoorDash driver, woman attacked 5 people at Brooklyn restaurant, old lady crashed car into a Christmas store, guy who uses flame thrower to remove snow, cat fled car after crash, Super Bowl bets, Xfinity’s Super Bowl commercial, the worst Super Bowl halftime shows, figure skater’s routine denied because of Minion copyrights, singer from The Voice died after being bitten by snake, Kelly Clarkson show will end, Sherri talk show ending, worst movies of 21st century so far, WWI shell found in man’s butt, man stole meat to impress his lady, update on guy who sprayed lotion on woman’s back, drunk airline passenger strips nude, man stole airplanes, how often couples claim to have sex, man divorces wife after learning their children aren’t his, guy takes down crazy man running through TSA security check, teen swam 2.5 hours in ocean to save family, UPS driver stops to compliment customer’s book, foul mouthed Amazon driver, hobbies to make you more attractive to the opposite sex, McDonald’s nugget caviar, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak online at Dave and Chuck the Freak.com.
0:12.0	All right, hi. How's it going? You know.'s a tuesday and we thank you for being with us here
0:25.7	on dave and chuck the freak i should have a bowel microphone i'm sorry what microphone just so you
0:31.5	guys could hear how stuff's going you know chuck right out of the gate uh need that i honestly
0:37.4	have never heard more about someone's bowels than you.
0:41.6	Well, it's a deadly combo of getting old and also being incredibly sick.
0:47.8	It's fun.
0:48.8	It's just wild.
0:50.1	Let's keep doing this.
0:50.5	Every day in my life.
0:52.0	Let's keep on doing this.
0:52.8	I have to talk about your bowels. Every day of my life. It's like, it's all I can think of. I'm sorry. I wish it was different. I wish things were different. They could be different. They could be if you just made some changes. You just have to make a call. You can make a lot of money. I'll call for you. No, I mean, the other show used to do it. So I'm going to stop with the whole idea. That's right. It had a different thing. At least I don't do that. A bit different. At least I don't do that. I mean, we could. I'm okay, thanks. We could. I could start it up.
1:28.4	All good.
1:29.3	No.
1:29.8	All good.
1:30.8	Probably not the best.
1:32.4	Diarrhea, Mike.
1:33.3	That's what we'll call it.
1:34.5	That has not been done.
1:36.1	Can I tell you we're going to need a different mic than this style?
1:41.3	Anyway, here we are.
1:42.8	Here we are.
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