Tuesday, December 9th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about what you learned about women when you started living with one, what Dark Sided thing happened to a gay Elvis impersonator, the top sexual fantasies, a foot perv’s ad in the paper, Craigslist ads gone wrong, a wife’s confession, a listener’s first date lactose issues, what happened to an escort who cut of a (consenting) man’s genitals, why sex toys were falling from the skies, a customer who busted a delivery driver eating some of her food, how an old guy managed to run over himself with his own truck and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak
0:06.2	Online at Dave and Chuck the Freak.com
0:09.2	Look who made it, it's Chuck the Freak.
0:18.6	Yeah, you know, I thought I should just get some beauty sleep
0:22.2	before a big day tomorrow. Not enough. Listen to you son of a bitch, you actually worried us.
0:30.4	Yeah, we were actually really worried. Oh, come on. No, honestly, because you've never slept in that
0:35.4	long. No, I've never done that. Many times never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that.
0:38.2	I've never done that.
0:39.2	But never to the point where we couldn't reach you. Yes. And then it was funny at first. And then as we went on, it was like, okay, this isn't funny. Yeah. Well, I think I called you 35 times or something. that's where I'm like
0:52.0	That's crazy.
0:53.6	Yeah, that's crazy.
0:54.5	I'm really calling.
0:55.9	Yeah.
0:56.8	Well, that was crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. I'm really calling.
0:55.9	Yeah. Well, that was before he turned up missing. Yeah, he just calls me all the time,
1:01.2	35 times in the morning. It's always talking. A bit of a dainty stalker. Yeah, he loves to talk. But you're
1:07.6	good. You just slipped in. Yeah, no, I slept in.
1:11.2	And then I was explaining to, I've explained it to everybody singularly one at a time.
1:15.8	But basically what has happened is so I have a daughter that nothing matters to her.
1:26.6	It doesn't matter that we're doing a show.
1:29.1	It doesn't matter that.
1:31.1	It doesn't matter.
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