We're gonna start the instured Florida with the tail of a lovely lass.

There's a whole lot of facelame going on at the twisted tuna.

Twisted tuna in steward florida. That's where 25-year-old Jordan Castrow slammed his face into a woman's crotch or rather she slammed his face into her.

This is a girl, this is a woman who has crotch slammed a man in the face.

The woman who was like, so right before we started talking about this Dave's Googling, and he's just like, he's like,

you kind of saying a lot, and he types in to the Google bar, twisted tuna crotch.

I wanted to bring up her mug shot, so that's the woman that slammed the guy's face into her crotch.

He's so injured, he's so injured.

Look at his hands aren't even straight anymore. He's so sad.

I tell you what I mean, he's jumping up into air and a summation of face.

The picture looks like he's got quiver lip.

He's crying.

So this guy freaked out, and because he freaked out and punched a ballet in the face when he was trying to flee, he got arrested too. In the end, they both got locked up after deputies were dispatched about one in the morning to the twisted tuna.

The employee said he had to restrain this guy until law enforcement officials arrived.

Well, because he was desperately trying to escape, I mean, if you get crotch smashed in the face and you know what's going to be on the news, you have to try and get out of there and hope they never find you.

Yeah. So he was fighting. They were like, no, we got to get your statement. We got it.

He's like, let me go. Please let me be on the news. Please.

No, she's smashed my face. Please, please.

And they're like, no, you got to tell a cop. No, no, explain it. Please, let me go. Please, please let me go.

That's his quivering lip because he knows this is be the photo that would be everywhere. Me getting smashed.

Hey, we should somebody would have choked.

Twisted tuna, open up.

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