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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday, December 24th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2019

⏱️ 215 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about speeders, sex robots, a jail catches on fire, the blue rag, delivery driver confessions, theft at an open house, long dry spells, inappropriate chiropractors, bad sex tribbing, the gamer cop, Chuck runs away, and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, coming up, we have more news on the way here. What was it, George Eman's

0:19.0

excuse when he was busted doing 120 and a 45? Can a sex robot be yours for less than 10 bucks?

0:26.8

And why did our idiot criminal of the day intentionally crash into a courthouse? All that

0:31.6

and much more is coming up. So at least it's better now. She's still a speed a little bit,

0:35.8

but she was bad before and would get a lot of tickets. Yeah. Would you lease when you

0:40.1

were pulled over? Would you try and be creative and come up with something? I remember you

0:43.7

just be like, yeah, got me. I'm always just like you got me. Yeah. I think what people

0:49.2

go on in two ways. You're either like, oh, yeah, you got me or you're you and believe

0:53.9

what happened? Oh, yeah, there's some people that instantly cry. Sure. A lot of women.

0:58.7

No, I don't want you're of any men do. I can't cry on the spot. Yeah. No, no. You think

1:04.2

a lot of guys cry. I mean, I think I think people, no, I don't even think they're faking

1:08.6

it. I think some people like the whole thought of being pulled over makes them cry. I think

1:17.2

guys and girl, I think there are some guys out there that cry too. I would love to hear

1:21.8

if there's any cops listening, do you deal with a lot of male cryers? I bet there is.

1:26.1

I'd love to know that, especially while you know, you just a lot of times they've got

1:30.8

other stuff going on. So they're being pulled over and they've got like 16 more and so

1:34.6

whatever. Right. And so like they cry because they know they're going away for a long

1:37.8

time. Yeah. So like there's that. But I do think that in just watching those cop shows

1:43.4

with Stella, guys are crying all the time. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Guys are crying. That's crazy.

1:49.6

Yeah. My mom was just pulled over for the first time in her life. Like not that long.

1:53.8

In her life. Yeah. What did she do? She was speeding. I don't know how fast. I can't

2:00.0

remember what she said. But she said, I sit down and hold on. I got a story for you.

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