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🗓️ 23 December 2025
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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a bank robber who forgot to ask for the money, when you dumped someone because they wouldn’t (blank), the d-bag who caused a fight over a tip, how you became a perv, people recorded in the gym, what’s up your butt LIVE, a listener’s shocking discovery, if porn is cheating, a matador who was gored in the b-hole, a perv who was busted sexually harassing their chauffer, another prison officer who was caught banging inmates and more!
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| 0:00.0 | Dave and Chuck the Freak |
| 0:05.1 | Facebook.com slash Dave and Chuck the Freak fans. |
| 0:12.7 | Definitely trust no one, help no one. |
| 0:18.6 | If you get a knock at the door and a guy who looks completely shady says, hey man, you mind if I grab a drink? |
| 0:29.6 | Oh, you just want to come on inside, get some water or something? |
| 0:32.8 | Grab a drink from you. |
| 0:34.9 | Yeah, sure. |
| 0:35.5 | Let me open the door for you. |
| 0:36.8 | Okay. |
| 0:56.0 | Can I get that drink? Yeah. What do you want? What do you got? I've got, uh, I probably have a really old beer. I've got, I'll take it. Oh. Beer. Okay. Florida man found himself behind bars after a guy let him in for a drink, gave him a beer, |
| 0:57.5 | and then he robbed the place. |
| 0:58.4 | Oh, well, yeah. |
| 1:00.3 | Trust no one, help no one. Oh, no. |
| 1:01.2 | 38-year-old Bruce Hudson was arrested and charged with burglary, with assault or battery, |
| 1:06.4 | criminal mischief, aggravated assault, and more. |
| 1:09.7 | Deputies responded to a home in reference to a possible |
| 1:12.6 | burglary. The homeowner said, an unknown man knocked on his door, asked him if he could have |
| 1:18.4 | something to drink because he was thirsty. He invited him in, gave him a glass of water, and he said, |
| 1:23.8 | no, thanks. Can I get a beer instead? Sure. The homeowner said, all right, |
| 1:28.9 | went back into the kitchen to get him a beer. |
| 1:31.1 | That's when he went into the guy's bedroom and started stealing his stuff. |
| 1:34.1 | Oh. |
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