Tuesday, August 8th 2023 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2023

⏱️ 198 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how Dave has discovered he has the WORST superpowers, celebrities & shows that Americans have a hard time understanding, a guy broke into a church to baptize himself then rob it, a dude on meth for 4 days saw an imaginary tiny man, man addicted to the smell of tuna fish, TSA stops men with huge dongs, a man crushed to death by giant wheels of parmesan cheese, a woman attacked by a hawk & snake in her backyard, a driver that intentionally launched their car into the second story of a home, a kid wanting to be Spider-Man let a black widow bite him, what your boogers could be telling you about your body, a Pastor busted running a retail theft ring selling stolen goods on eBay, the most healthy food on the planet, new trend of ‘Cozy Cardio,’ and more!

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0:00.0	D'Anchukh, the three. What's up? What the hell? I can't even look at you people without you thinking I'm not.
0:28.0	I just know something's up. Yeah. Something is up. What is up? What happens up? What is up? What happens up? What is up? What happens? What is up? You know, for years I've talked about
0:38.0	weird things that happen to me, right? Okay, but I finally, I feel like I have the worst superpowers ever.
0:47.0	Yeah. Superpowers? Like the lamest superpowers.
0:52.0	But you think you are a superhero in some way no not a
0:55.8	superhero no I just have lame superpowers okay he's a supreme being just the
1:01.2	lamest yes yes the layman the lamest of all the demigots okay so you
1:06.7	know I I feel like there's some weird electrical stuff going on with me. Yes.
1:13.4	Right? You've always.
1:14.4	But that aside.
1:16.8	I can...
1:17.8	Oh, I don't know.
1:18.8	Oh, I don't know.
1:19.8	You really thought about...
1:20.8	No, I know we've seen a weird spot, huh?
1:23.0	Because people already think I'm crazy, so whatever, whatever, who cares, right?
1:26.0	Who cares? So, and this isn't one of them, but you know, like I've said before, I wake up a minute
1:31.1	before my alarm goes off every day.
1:33.0	I'm not alone.
1:34.0	A lot of people are like that.
1:35.0	You know, their internal clock is so good that they wake up.
1:38.0	But literally, 259 in the morning, almost every day I wake up yeah one minute before my alarm goes off at three
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