Tuesday, August 5th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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🗓️ 5 August 2025

⏱️ 197 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a customer reporting a human turd out in front of a bar, guy in lingerie busted drunk driving, pilot declared mayday, boat and whale collision, guns tore owner shot gun in store into a mannequin, runaway lizard caught after 2 weeks on the loose, man used dating apps to scam people out of $2M, 114-year-old woman says potatoes are the key to her long life, seagull swoops in and steals food from couple, 17% of the country doesn’t wear underwear, Seattle Seahawks rookie wore tight short shorts, bear charged mascot in a river, Hulk Hogan never met his grandkids, Diddy update, Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson audio used to scare wolves, Salt n Pepa fighting for music rights, Wing Stop employee threw hot grease on customer, Memphis fast food, man named Sinner arrested for sitting with dong out in public restroom, update on people who faked a bear breaking into car, guy proposed to GF on plane and it crashed, man with world’s best beard, deputy in trouble for TikTok’ing while on duty, guy shot Peeping Tom, peeper in a ski mask busted on doorbell cam, guy who lost 8k bitcoin finally giving up search, couple abandoned 10-year-old because passport was expired, girls save a young child’s life from drowning, record snow fall in Australia, zoo in Denmark asking people to donate pets to feed animals, dog surfing championships, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the Freak on TikTok at Dave and Chuck the Freed.
0:09.0	Hi there. It's a Tuesday.
0:21.2	It is the fifth day of August here on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:26.7	Life's wild, huh?
0:28.2	Life is wild.
0:28.9	Life is crazy.
0:30.4	Life is wild.
0:31.0	Life is life.
0:34.7	Yeah.
0:35.4	That's unfortunate.
0:36.7	I sing that song every day. I don't know why it came back into my head years later. It's unfortunate. I think that song every day.
0:38.6	I don't know why it came back into my head years later. It's terrible. It's on repeat now. And a lot of listeners, unfortunately, we've given the same affliction, too. I know. Oh, it's too bad. Yeah. It's not my head too much. Oh, that's good. Good for you. You can get stuff out. I unfortunately make room for the world's most annoying things and push out important stuff.
0:38.3	That's good. Good for you. You can get stuff out. I unfortunately make room for the world's most annoying things and push out important stuff.
0:57.9	That's true. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But whatever. Here we are. And life is life. That's what you do about it. And unfortunately, for two days in a row, we're going to talk about turds off the top.
1:07.2	Yeah. Only because I'm bringing up a follow-up story to yesterday's turd town.
1:12.6	Well, that makes some sense.
1:13.8	Right.
1:14.2	That's fine.
1:14.6	A follow-ups good.
1:15.7	This was when we talked about someone who dropped a turd in line for food at SeaWorld.
1:22.3	Yeah.
1:22.7	Yesterday.
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