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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday, August 27th 2024 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.42.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2024

⏱️ 198 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about how polite you are when you talk to AI, Stella is mad at Dave, tech startup planning to use mirrored satellites to sell sunlight when it’s dark out, farts in the animal kingdom, homeless guy sleeps and terrorizes neighborhood nude, landscaper attacked by killer bees, tons of people illegally passing school buses with their stop sign out, bear steals cookies, missing dog was wandering around for a year and a half, wedding ring lost in 60s was found, first MLB player to play for 2 teams in a single game, Sid Vicious passed away, NBA wants lawsuit against them thrown out, big NFL contract for Cee Dee Lamb, Royals catcher played wiffleball with kids, Cirque de Soleil aerialist fell during show, Ben Affleck and J. Lo divorce, father from father-son python hunting team calls in, off-duty cop peed on a woman at Kenny Chesney concert, wedding photographer filmed a bride nude while getting ready, woman gets rejected for animal adoption and shoots the rescue worker, guy pulls machete on his brother after argument, woman arrested after lesbian threesome in public pool, woman breaks record for widest tongue, botched eyelid surgery, changing condoms during sex, 5-year-old goes 194mph in a Lamborghini, man says waiter spilled wine on wife so he pulled a knife on him, woman’s apartment invaded by brown recluse spiders, crazy ride, restaurant busted storing meat in garbage cans, teacher leaves job to make money as a Hooters Girl, woman visiting locations of 99 restaurants, crews hit a water main and destroyed homes, nearly half the people who take bus in NYC refuse to pay, Great White caught biting on a boat camera, pet prenups, world gravy wrestling championship, Burning Man festival now has an Orgy Dome, tourists destroyed ancient rock formations at Lake Mead, and more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Dave and Chuck the freak. Hello there. It's a Tuesday, the 27th day of August.

0:28.0

Thanks for being with us here on Dave and Chuck the freak.

0:32.0

It's a Choose your own adventure Tuesday.

0:35.0

Oh God.

0:37.0

Up first we can talk about the future.

0:40.0

Oh God.

0:41.0

Or do you really want me to go there?

0:42.0

We can talk about farts.

0:45.0

Oh, God. Going homes not on the list. Not on the list.

0:48.0

Not on the list.

0:49.0

Farts. On the future.

0:51.0

I prefer the future. All right, the future. Okay, we'll go the future. I prefer the future.

0:53.0

All right, the future.

0:54.0

Okay, we'll go the future.

0:55.0

My mode farts.

0:56.0

Sorry.

0:57.0

Future scares me.

0:59.0

Sorry, Jason.

1:00.0

We're going to the future. Let's go.

1:02.0

Yeah. Futuristic farts, maybe? We're headed to the future. Let's go.

1:05.0

Futuristic farts maybe? Combe?

1:06.0

To the future.

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